Sorry, guys:
Penzance and Stonehaven are available if you're willing to work the chain.
PVW, on the other hand is a harder nut to crack. But, one of these days, I'll walk into the right bar, pay fifty bucks for a shot and yell "Horseshit," for what I'm poured.
I won't be expecting the Second Coming, but I will want the Epiphany.
I'll be tossed by than.
Fnord