Penzance Group Buy Interest Thread

[iamn8]

Plus we can't ship during the colder months lest we end up with Goatsicles.
I kid.

 

[deathmetal]

I kid.

Worst pun ever!

 

[iamn8]

Lol I had the exact same thought.

 

[jpmcwjr]

It wasn't bad enough to get my goat. And I had a goatee a few months ago. And.... Er, ah, that's more than enough...

 

[deathmetal]

We need to take this issue by the horns...

 

[daveinlax]

post. 8O

 

[shanelktown]

Post.

 

[jvnshr]

I am in, half goat please.

 

[iamn8]

I think we've milked this enough. It's getting cheesey.

 

[cosmicfolklore]

Na-a-a-a-a

 

[condorlover1]

I believe it was the ancient Greeks who said...."A woman is for procreation, a boy is for sex but a goat is for ecstasy!" or something like that anyway.

 

[iamn8]

We've milked this goat for all its worth.

 

[cosmicfolklore]

That's sheep. Duh! Goats are way too gristly.

 

[iamn8]

A visiting professor at Florida State University is giving a seminar on the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks: "How many people here believe in ghosts?" About 90 students raise their hands. "Well that's a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you've ever seen a ghost?" About 40 students raise their hands. "That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost? 15 students raise their hands. "That's a great response. Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?" Three students raise their hands. "That's fantastic. But let me ask you one question further.....Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?" One student in the back raises his hand. The professor is astonished. He takes off his glasses, takes a step back, and says, "Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have slept with a ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience." The redneck student replies with a nod and a grin, and begins to make his way up to the podium. The professor says, "Well, tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost." The student replies, "Ghost? Damn..... From back there I thought you said 'goats'!"

 

[woodsroad]

"I'm trying to figure out how I would mail a goat. Maybe UPS?"
Just slap one of those "Live Animal" stickers on it, like you do for bee packages.

 

[aggravatedfarmer]

I will sell him the whole herd of cattle, about 550 head total for the Germain plant. Deal?

 

[cosmicfolklore]

You might just be surprised at how small it may turn out to be. For all we know it could be a shed in someone's backyard with a card table and two chairs. The entire world's perique industry could fit in my backyard.

You might want to think chickens instead of cattle.

 

[deathmetal]

Agreed. What you're really buying is a brand name and a method. Although, it makes sense to conserve tradition and keep doing it as it has been done.

 

[aggravatedfarmer]

Cosmic, selling off cows sounds really good half the time.

 

[deathmetal]

Especially since you'd be swapping them for a thriving business...