Penny Pinching Piper Plans Potential Pipe Purchases, Prods Pipesmagazine Poster's Presuppositions. Please Peruse, Perhaps Pontificate.

[canucklehead]

Choose only one option to theoretically purchase:

1. One artisan pipe, made by a carver that is personally known.

2. Two small meers from reputable carver.

3. Four French pipes (Ropp, Chacom, Genod, Chap, Etc).

3. Seven day set of Dr. Grabow or Medico pipes.

4. A dozen corn cob pipes and a six pack of PBR.

5. 3-4 lbs of premium bulk blends.

6. Enough D&R pound sacks to fill a closet.

 

[fireground_piper]

D&R pre or post sale?

 

[ThermionicScott]

INB4 title edited for length!

 

[canucklehead]

D&R pre or post sale?

Excellent question. Currently available selection only. Can't get too fancy.

 

[BarrelProof]

Damn, I was gonna say a Petersen given the thread title.

I’d go with option 5.

 

[dPero]

2.

 

[ThermionicScott]

Perhaps,

7) a Partridge in a Pear Pipe?

 

[sablebrush52]

Option 5. Tobaccos are being changed. If there's something you really like, buy it now, because it will get changed without warning or admission by the blending companies. All you'll know is that something's not right and it doesn't taste right, etc. And you're effectively screwed.

 

[fireground_piper]

Excellent question. Currently available selection only. Can't get too fancy.

I’d still go with 6.

 

[shermnatman]

5. 3-4 lbs of premium bulk blends.

Final answer. Do not need a life-line. Do not need to Call a Friend. - Sherm Natman

 

[vosBghos]

I can't choose

6. Enough D&R pound sacks to fill a closet.
because Picayune is discontinued unless by some miracle a mass of trade offers bombard my DM's

So I'll go with

3. Four French pipes (Ropp, Chacom, Genod, Chap, Etc).

Ropps (Horn stems only)

 

[fMf Piper]

Definitely option 5 for me.

 

[AcesAndEights]

Gonna have to go with number 5, Cotton. It’s a bold move.

 

[bullet08]

5

 

[Jacob74]

5. 3lbs of Luxury Bullseye Flake, and 2lbs of Proper English

 

[AroEnglish]

1 or 5

 

[cosmicfolklore]

Just 3 or 4 pounds? Is this small amount just a punishment or something?

 

[CoffeeAndBourbon]

Requires rumination

 

[jguss]

A profoundly prodigious plethora of p’s

 

[CoffeeAndBourbon]

Ruminating over. Gotta go with volume. No. 6