I try to deliberate until someone else buys the pipe. That works from time to time. Then I try to
choose only one shape and finish of pipe and shop in circles while several different pipes contend
for purchase. Then I try to negotiate cease fires, setting dates before which i will not buy another
pipe, or alternately, look forward to particular seasonal sales or events (pipes shows, state fair)
and wait for those. Then I go on excursions through my current stable and enjoy pipes I haven't
smoked for a month or two or more. Then I buy another pipe. Such is life.