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Lifer
Jul 18, 2023
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I prefer a small two seat convertible. I never cared for anything that had room for a passenger.
Back in 2017 when I was buying my Silverado my wife and I had a huge altercation because I insisted on a regular cab truck. I actually never planned on a regular cab, but it was a great troll on the wife. :)
My argument was that back seats was just more room for me to pack full of junk. She insisted that it was better to have it and not need it, than to need it and not have it.
My trucks are for truck stuff...... Hauling pulling, mudding, and all other farm work.
Little did she know I had already purchased an extended cab 2500 HD. It was in my garage having aftermarket turbos installed. :)
 
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Lifer
Sep 4, 2021
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Humansville Missouri
I prefer a small two seat convertible. I never cared for anything that had room for a passenger.
When my wife and I were young and beautiful we had a client who was an Assembly of God minister who had a perfect red 1992 Mazda Miata the previous owner had completely tricked out for SCCA racing.

It had a brand new engine that had a supercharger, high end shocks and suspension and wide tires and wheels and a roll bar added, even a racing stripe.

His wife was accumulating too many speeding tickets and he sold it to me for $5,000.

It had such low gears, cruising at over 80 was not pleasant, but that tiny car was as close to a two seat, four wheel motorcycle, with a tiny trunk, as I’ll ever get.

Such a toy, such a toy!

A Japanese made British sports car.
 

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Lifer
Sep 21, 2020
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North Carolina
This thing has never slept one night outside a heated and cooled garage. Ma and Pa had all the services done where it was sold, and they entered all the recalls and every oil change and service.

The one and the only repair it’s had is to repair a leaking brake line. They must have ran over something.

There is a thick paper manual plus Chevy now has this car linked online so I can get the manual and they know we own it.

I looked up transmission service. It’s had two, at 45,000 and 90,000, and another due at 135,000.

Even ten years ago, an optioned out LTZ was over $70,000 and I’m looking up all the build codes in the glove compartment.

It still had the six speed that was in our old ones.

Five forward gears and overdrive.

Where, did they get 355 horsepower out of 327 cubic inches that gets 22 miles to the gallon on the freeway?

And 90mph 15.5 quarter mile times and 0-60 in six something seconds, in a six thousand pound car.

And it’s a mere 5.3.
My Nova has a 400hp iron block 327 with a 4 barrel that gets 22 mpg on the highway. Mind you it doesn't weigh 6000 pounds, but those numbers have been around for the 327 for a long time. It's a great engine, or at least it was until GM installed variable cylinder management.
 

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When my wife and I were young and beautiful we had a client who was an Assembly of God minister who had a perfect red 1992 Mazda Miata the previous owner had completely tricked out for SCCA racing.

It had a brand new engine that had a supercharger, high end shocks and suspension and wide tires and wheels and a roll bar added, even a racing stripe.

His wife was accumulating too many speeding tickets and he sold it to me for $5,000.

It had such low gears, cruising at over 80 was not pleasant, but that tiny car was as close to a two seat, four wheel motorcycle, with a tiny trunk, as I’ll ever get.

Such a toy, such a toy!

A Japanese made British sports car.
A preacher with a sports car... not a great situation.

I reckon it's better than a preacher having a Rolls Royce.
 

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Lifer
Sep 4, 2021
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Humansville Missouri
My Nova has a 400hp iron block 327 with a 4 barrel that gets 22 mpg on the highway. Mind you it doesn't weigh 6000 pounds, but those numbers have been around for the 327 for a long time. It's a great engine, or at least it was until GM installed variable cylinder management.

The first small block was the 1955 265 cubic inch.

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OHV V8: 265 cubic inches, 162 brake horsepower (SAE) OHV V8: 265 cubic inches, 180 brake horsepower (SAE), also known as the "Power Pack" engine.

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How did a 1955 Chevy Suburban spec out?


The 1955 Chevrolet Suburban was a versatile vehicle, offered with a variety of engine and transmission options. It featured a 265 cubic inch V8 engine with 145 horsepower, and transmissions included 3-speed and 4-speed manual options, as well as a 4-speed Hydra-Matic automatic. The wheelbase was 114 inches. It was a popular choice for its ruggedness and capability, and could be fitted with options like a Deluxe Cab, chrome bumpers and grille, and WSW tires.

More detailed specs:
  • Engine: 265 cubic inch (4.3L) V8 (145 hp), 283 cubic inch (4.6L) V8 (155 hp)

  • Transmission: 3-speed manual, 4-speed manual, 4-speed Hydra-Matic

  • Wheelbase: 114 inches (2,896 mm)

  • Options: Deluxe Cab, chrome bumpers and grille, WSW tires, V8 engine, Hydra-Matic transmission

  • Base Price: $1,923

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Compare a brand new 2025


One chilly night in September 1975 I had my 289 1966 Mustang wound up and over corrected on the Charlie Ball Hill and spun out into a field by Brush Creek, just a quarter mile West of the Humansville intersection.

I thought I’d get lucky like I had before and not flip over, but there was an old fence post I caught and it flipped me over one and a half times.

I had beer on my breath and I was in quite a fix. Some bystanders flipped my Mustang back on it’s wheels but my knee had broken off the key, and it wouldn’t start.

The patrolman that worked my wreck was named Starbucks. Thank goodness his seventh grade teacher was my mother, who arrived on the scene of that disaster and demanded I reveal to the law who had sold me the liquor that led to my downfall.

I’d bought it myself across the Kansas line at Fort Scott.

To my great surprise my mother was not really that angry. She insisted I get up the next morning and serve communion at church and then she took me to Springfield and I bought a 289 1964 Ford Custom for $100, which I wrecked a couple months later, the only wreck I had that wasn’t all my fault.

Suburbans are dream rods for geezers.

The last small block muscle car disguised as a grocery getter.:)
 
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Lifer
Sep 4, 2021
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Humansville Missouri
The first sign of any trouble in my wife’s 2015 Suburban showed up this morning driving to the post office.

As I turned right there was a growling sound from the front, which went away when I turned left.

General Motors has more or less perfected all the parts in their full size pickup and SUV models but wheel bearings still wear out.

Why to buy the General Motors three ton pimp roller.

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Now, I could buy those and even an old retired lawyer could, in theory, change out both front wheel bearings. My youngest son could change them even easier, especially if I supervised.

But we have a client who has paid us thousands upon thousands of dollars years ago before he got married and him and his wife own a modern auto service shop that reports to Car Fax.

My wife’s new buggy is getting on Tuesday-

1. Full inspection report with photos over the phone.

2. A couple of front wheel bearings. Maybe both rear bearings. Maybe brake pads.

3. If it’s has fluid it’s getting changed-engine oil- two differentials-transmission-transfer case-radiator-even the brake and power steering fluid if they change that.

4. New v belt and 8 plugs and wires and coils, if advisable.

5. Anything else it should have.

A woman who’ll live 24 years with me ought not have any vehicle problems maintenance can prevent, you know?

My youngest son is kind of opppsed to scrapping the 2005 Suburban, because he just bought a hot rod Mustang that has a 5.3 Chevy engine, so my wife gave the lad her old one on the strict condition he get it out of our yard.:)

I can dimly remember as a toddler my mother getting a brand new 1960 Ford at Darby Ford in Wheatland.

I liked it so much I tried to paint my favorite stock car number 63 on the side but Mama caught me just in time.

In 1965 Daddy decided she needed a new Ford and I was sad all the way to Wheatland because I liked the 1960.

And I was wrong. When Daddy would pull out to pass a car on the way to Pike’s Peak the four barrel would moan and an invisible hand pushed me back in the seat.

I’ve liked bigger and bigger cars, ever since.

Sing one Heather Myles!

Big Cars

 
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Lifer
Sep 4, 2021
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Humansville Missouri
The wheel bearings were all good.

The noise came from a broken left front ball joint and cracked A arm that had caused the front end to shimmy enough to loosen the lug bolts. Eventually the left front wheel would have fallen off and it would have been one of them there Dee Zasters, you know?

Plus it needed two new magnetic ride air shocks in the rear.

Otherwise it got the 110,000 mile maintenance of all fluids and filters changed everywhere and and new plugs, wires, and coils.

Good Lord, we only thought it rode well.

I had a 1979 Lincoln Mark V 35 years ago that didn’t ride as quiet and easy.

General Motors makes a three ton Cadillac station wagon based on a half ton pickup in Chevy, GMC, and Cadillac trim levels.

It is the ultimate interstate gasoline buggy.

And understand the ones from 2021 on up have independent rear wheel suspension.

You could take it up mountain trails, if they were wide enough.:)

But at Wilson’s Creek, I noticed very little difference between our black 2015-20 model and the new 2021-25 models. Less chrome, and a new grill on the white one.

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They’ll run as long as a full size Chevy pickup, which is the better part of forever.:)
 
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Lifer
Sep 4, 2021
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Humansville Missouri
An update on our 2005 Suburban with 250,000 miles on the clock.

My wife commanded our youngest son to remove the carcass from our yard lest the local yard police take offense. We gave it to him for his trouble.

He’s torn it down and found all it needs is new lifters and a cam. A lifter collapsed.

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Everything ever made in this world someday wears out.

But a full sized Chevrolet V-8 pickup truck platform takes a long, long time.

Our old Suburban still has the cross hatch marks on the cylinders from when it left the factory.

It’s ran about 10,000 hours at 1,500 rpm, a fast idle speed for cars back when they had carburetors.

And each year, they get a little better.
 

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Lifer
Sep 4, 2021
6,958
23,516
Humansville Missouri
Where did all the metal go from the old cam/lifters? In your oil pan and now around your crankshaft and connecting rods. I hope he is replacing those as well.

He’s taking the pan off and will check the bearings.

That truck has burned a quart of oil every thousand miles or so since we bought it at 140,000 miles.

We used cheap full synthetic and Marvel Mystery Oil every 5,000 miles.

Our son says it looks new inside, except for a collapsed lifter. I think he wants a hotter cam.:)

In grew up in a Ford family but even as a teenager I understood a Chevy small block is for the ages.


Our new Suburban is about 600 pounds heavier. It has the same 325 cubic inch small block but 50 more horsepower. It’s essentially the same buggy, just more of it everywhere, and quieter and slicker and a Cadillac level trim and seats.

About forty five years ago I bought a 1974 Matador X Coupe a couple of old maid school teachers bought new, and our new one looks perfect inside and out like that one. And our newer Suburban finally beats that Matador for air conditioning, which I thought impossible. AMCs had a variable compressor switch you could set to put ice crystals on the vents.

Our two older ones, had a removable third row seat and second row that folded down. In 2015 General Motors made the entire back end to where it all folds down to a flat floor. That has to be where some of the extra weight is.

The transmission got a $1,500 full rebuild at 220,000 miles.

It’s needed brake pads, I forget when.

The tires need replaced, and we’ve put 110,000 miles on the set.

Our newer one shares no sheet metal with the Silverado truck but virtually the entire drivetrain is pure Chevy truck.

What just amazes me is the top end magnetic ride control and 22” inch rims.

And although we can’t run 600 miles on a tank the vehicle can.:)

I used to think a 327 was the ultimate Chevy small block but I was mistaken. The best ones are made today.

If you buy one make triple sure it has the factory max tow package our 2004 did and our 2015 has. You want a 3.46 axle (or higher number, lower gear) and the tow package rigs come with bigger radiators and alternators and coolers and batteries and our 2015 has a factory trailer brake controller built in.
Plus, since 2015 you must have the max towing package to get a two speed transaxle. You seldom need the lower range but if you do, you need it damned badly.

Chevy is recalling something like a million 6.2 liters (which is essentially a stroked 5.3) and I see why.

Once you own the first one you can’t afford to switch. Parts seldom wear out or break and if they do the replacements are stupidly cheap.

My son just came in and said they used the old cam and replaced all the lifters, put on four newer tires, and it’s running like a new Swiss watch.

(Wonder who taught the boy that expression.;) )

I wish I could be young enough again to not give two cents about what gasoline mileage a vehicle gets, and I didn’t need so much sleep, and had buddies who could rebuild a motor overnight.

Sing one, Tom T Hall

Back When Gas Was Thirty Cents a Gallon

 
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Briar Lee

Lifer
Sep 4, 2021
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Humansville Missouri
Out local funeral house has that exact same Suburban. I've helped load it several time.

Ford and recently Jeep (Chrysler) make essentially the same rig as the Suburban/Yukon/Escalade.

But every kid in America has a bunch of friends who can rebuild a Chevy small block.:)

And General Motors has made a Suburban now for ninety years, and with a small block for seventy years. They are really, really good at it.

Our 2005 would get 16 mpg at 75 miles an hour and the new one gets 22.

Our 2005 had some kind of fancy air shock ride but it cannot compare with the 2015.

And our 2015 will flatten you back in the seat like an old time muscle car. It runs a 15.5 second quarter at over 90 miles an hour and weighs over three tons.

And if we outlive this one, the next one will be better.:)
 
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Lifer
Sep 4, 2021
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Humansville Missouri
I had a double date with a buddy and my now wife, in a Matador. Things went real well....

I managed to put just over 100,000 miles on a 1974 Vega I bought lightly used In December of 1976, and by the end it looked like the winner in a demo derby, and I’d beg a gallon of used oil from stations and pour in the entire gallon when the tappets rattled, which was about 200 miles. What persuaded me to get a newer car was, something in the transmission came loose, and it would rattle around and ping for awhile, then quit.

I’d been accepted into law school, had a $100 a month apartment in off campus housing, a $5 an hour job as a Corrections Officer at the Kansas City jail, and my future wife had a teaching job at New Bloomfield.

That Matador X 360 cost $700 early January 1980 dollars. It had almost 30,000 miles and was completely, utterly perfect. It had every option in the manual.

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AMC sort of assembled cars using Ford, Chrysler and GM parts.

But since AMC was the last to make a small block V-8, their new V-8 engines met all the smog controls of 1974 by adding on parts. And if you took those off you had a pre smog small block V-8, which I did the day I bought it. I also had glass pack dual exhaust added, and a new set of tires.


My fiancé’s father was the richest banker in the Ozarks. He’d bought her a brand new 1980 Mercury Cougar, for over ten times what my Matador X cost.

It was a nice car, but my Matador X was a tire burning, plaster you back in the seat, 20 mpg ride!

In good weather, you could reach in through the widow and it would start like new cars do with fuel injection.

AMC used what they called a Weather Eye air conditioner, all parts they bought, and a feature was a Desert Only setting that kept the compressor on full time.

My future father in law liked my Matador so much he bought himself a new Grand Wagoneer with a 360 and his younger daughter a new AMC Eagle SX4 that had the AMC 258 six, another bullet proof AMC engine.

General Motors has absolutely perfected, the old Grand Wagoneers.
 
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