There's a portal in my home that leads to and from a land where creatures of myth and legend dwell. I often spend my time traveling there where I've had some wonderful conversations with elves, gnomes, dwarves, and even a dragon or two. There's a nice tavern/tobacco shop there called the Busty Pirate where you can find good food, good ale, and great tobacco all in one place. There's a wizard that spends a lot of time there with an uncanny resemblance to Chasingembers, who favors a certain yacht shaped pipe. He says he has 904 of them. The proprietor of this tavern is a little gnomish guy who ties his beard up over his head so he doesn't trip over it. He's about two and a half feet tall, and his beard is about four feet long. But don't let his size fool you. I once watched him drag a minotaur out of his establishment by his nose ring for starting a brawl. He smokes a churchwarden, holding the bowl with his feet. It's a nice place to visit from time to time, where you can enjoy a conversation with adventurers from many far away lands, listen to great music, and have a pint and a smoke. :mrgreen:
