A fellow I know discovered this method. His wife had one of those huge purses that she kept cramming stuff into, and as technology advanced, the wallet, makeup, band-aids, romance novels and other stuff were pushed further down by the addition of a tablet and smart phone. The purse must have weighed fifty pounds and yet she was constantly pounding on it to keep the stuff from spilling out. He always marveled at this situation.
One day, after he had consumed a bit too much of a good Cornish ale, he dug out some whole Burley leaves and put them in a plastic bag, then slipped the bag in at the bottom of the purse. Noticing that he had not been observed, he silently stole away, probably to smoke some Five Brothers in the can.
The poor lady was amazed one day when she came home and announced that she had purchased a brand new purse. Instead of saying a word, her husband ran into the room, dumped the contents of the old purse and ran off with the now heavily crushed and fermented tobacco from the bottom. He swears it's as good as the real thing.
Posting for a friend, of course.
One day, after he had consumed a bit too much of a good Cornish ale, he dug out some whole Burley leaves and put them in a plastic bag, then slipped the bag in at the bottom of the purse. Noticing that he had not been observed, he silently stole away, probably to smoke some Five Brothers in the can.
The poor lady was amazed one day when she came home and announced that she had purchased a brand new purse. Instead of saying a word, her husband ran into the room, dumped the contents of the old purse and ran off with the now heavily crushed and fermented tobacco from the bottom. He swears it's as good as the real thing.
Posting for a friend, of course.
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