One of the perennial discussion topics here is hunting the white whale – seeking that one particular pipe that is the object of your greatest briar desire. We’ve talked in the past about how each person’s particular Moby Dick is self-assigned: For some guys it’s that make and model pipe their grandpa used to smoke. For some guys it is the one shape that is missing from their near-complete collection of GBDs or Doc Grabows. For a lot of fellows, it’s a birth-year pipe from a certain maker, often Dunhill.He tasks me; he heaps me; I see in him outrageous strength, with an inscrutable malice sinewing it. That inscrutable thing is chiefly what I hate; and be the white whale agent, or be the white whale principal, I will wreak that hate upon him. Talk not to me of blasphemy, man; I’d strike the sun if it insulted me.
(Now there’s a whole other discussion to be had about WHY we engage in this particular brand of semiotics in the first place. Why do we ascribe value, meaning to any object, let alone to a particular object? It’s not money – or just money – or we would all be hunting the same Sixten Ivaarsen, just because we know we can sell it for $10,000. No, this is personal – even primal – stuff. I think it has to do with our inherent nature as hunters (seriously) and the need for a pursuit, a quest. But like I say, that’s another discussion and it maybe too silly to bother with.)
No, what I want to discuss is what happens when you’ve actually caught that whale.
Here’s what I mean: For my birthday this year, my wife presented me with my white whale: A birth-year Dunhill bulldog. I have longed for and looked for that pipe for 30 years (long before the internet, of course), knowing each year that passed it would be harder to find. Now and then I’d find a 1960 Dunhill. More often I’d find an estate Dunhill dog. But never a 1960 bulldog.
It turns out my lovely bride had done a little research, connected with a couple of sellers of estate pipes, and set out a couple of bear traps (may I mix my animal metaphors?) and just after Christmas got the call, made the purchase – then held onto the thing for nearly three months until my birthday. (Who knew the minx could keep a secret so well?) While I had always anticipated the pleasure of succeeding in my quest, I’d never imagined how gratifying it would be – to be a little sentimental, how loved it would make me feel – to have my lovely bride come through like this. Wonderful stuff. [And, not for nothing, the pipe is just great – a beauty and a really fine smoker.]
So now. . . . I’m good. I still browse the emails from SPC and P&C, and I guess it’s likely I’ll buy another pipe some day or another. But with that one pipe, I have this sense that I also might not. Ever.
But what about you guys who REALLY collect? (I think of Neill Archer Rowan and his museum-worthy Comoys Bleu Riband collection, or some of the guys here with their own amazing collections.) Once you acquire THE pipe, do you wait, listening to your still, small voice to see if another white whale whispers to you? ["He tasks me, Mr. Starbuck. The whale TASKS me."] Do you quietly enjoy the contentment of not having a white whale? Do you NEED that one desired-but-not-attained thing to put the point on your pipe life?
It is maybe the ultimate example of “first world problems.” I get that we are discussing all of this within the parameters of the wholly unnecessary. But then, this entire forum is about a luxury.
So discuss: Have you slain your white whale? Do you wish you hadn’t?