Dear reader, this is a long story (that just kept getting longer) but I think it’s worth the read. It’s a story about a pipe, a life lost too soon, a dog, Marines and their antics, and an unforgettable afternoon.
As of now my best pipe buying story involves my journey toward purchasing my second pipe. I currently live in Panama City, Florida and had purchased my first pipe at a local B&M. Their selection was very small however and I wanted more to choose from. A quick search on my iPhone found another shop that claimed to have an "extensive collection of briar tobacco pipes" but it happened to be 40 miles west. With nothing to do on a Sunday and driving my brand new car, a road trip sounded nice
The second B&M was a total bust. In fact it was a headshop. I asked the guy if he had any briar tobacco pipes and he pointed at one of his showcases full of glass blown "tobacco" pipes which I had already looked at. I went back to check just in case I missed something. Nope. I asked if he knew what briar was. Nope.
I searched the iPhone again and this time I was close enough to a Tinder Box for the search engine to pull it up. Of course it was in Pensacola another 50 miles west. Already invested I got behind the wheel and drove westward. Pensacola has an important place in my heart, that being the home of Naval Air Station Pensacola, where much of my Air Force career began. 13 years ago as an E-1 I was stationed at the NAS for technical training learning how to do my job. I found myself back at the old
Cordova Mall, the same place us older teens had once flocked to while on base leave. The same place where we would take dates we weren't supposed to have and hopelessly clinging to a life lived before putting on the uniform, somewhat ignorant that we could never go back. I picked out a wonderful Ascorti 1998 Christmas pipe, 3 of 98, with original box and sock. The gentleman behind the counter (whose name I wish I remembered) was incredibly kind with his demeanor, time, and knowledge. I spent an hour with him. He gifted me my first Czech tool and shared with me how he packed a pipe. I was still very new to briar and this experience had a large impact on my opinion of the pipe smoking community.
Pensacola has another important place in my heart. It is the final resting place of a friend and fellow serviceman, Billy Wheeler. While serving in Alaska I had the opportunity to be stationed with Billy. He was a simple guy. Where he lacked in book smarts and sophistication, his heart and consideration for others made up for this in spades. He forced me to try Heinz 57 sauce, and while I begrudged it at the time, he was so proud of himself. Sadly, while helping remove a canopy from an F-15 cockpit, Billy took one too many steps backwards and fell from the top of the aircraft. He suffered head trauma and, with his wife and child at his side, was taken off life support on April 13, 2005. He was 24. Billy was laid to rest at NAS Pensacola home of Barrancas National Cemetery; closer to family and where, on Memorial Day three years prior, he placed U.S. flags on graves close to where he is now buried.
After wrapping things up at Tinder Box and finding myself in Pensacola for the first time since Billy’s passing, I knew where my next stop had to be. While walking out of the mall I saw a familiar sight; young, fit gentlemen with military haircuts waiting at the bus stop. I know all too well about their vehicle-less plight because I was once in their shoes at the exact same bus stop. I walked up to them, introduced myself, and showed them my military ID. I asked if they were headed to the NAS and if they wanted a ride. Sure enough they were and before I knew it my car was carrying four U.S. Marines.
On the way to base we hit some uncharacteristically dense traffic. Up ahead we saw a young black bull terrier playing in the middle of the street. Not really all that surprising two of the passengers wanted to do something to help. They asked if I’d be willing to wait while they “save the dog.” God bless the Marines. I was happy to oblige their request. They went up to the dog who joyfully welcomed his new playmates. In the middle of a six lane roadway, all three dog-tagged individuals (two marines, one k-9) chased each other while stopped traffic rubbernecked. The fact that the guys couldn’t help but laugh didn’t aid their cause. After a half minute of this they got serious and collared the collared dog. As they brought the dog over to the sidewalk another car pulled over and out popped a woman; a beautiful woman at that. Perhaps ten years older than the guys were but not at all too old to eliminate possibilities. I’ll never know exactly what was said between the two guys and the lovely lady but within minutes they came back up to my window and told me that they were going to “help her by holding her dog while she drove home.” From there she would return them (presumably no worse for wear) to the base. God bless the Marines.
After dropping the two young men who didn't hang back with the woman, it was on to the cemetery. Like most other national burial grounds it is simple, modest, and pristine. With little trouble I found the final resting place of my friend. His marker was like everyone else’s; rank and file, stone white. I was comforted knowing that Billy fit right in this final formation of prestige and true sacrifice. I sat for a moment and remembered him. I am not a rule breaker but for one moment I had the good intention of lighting up my new pipe right there and then in honor of Billy. I wish I could have. All the same my Ascorti and Billy are forever bound.
Maybe some of you made it down this far. If you did please know it really means a lot to me. I recently posted, “Pipe smoking is a lot of things one of them being a celebration of sentiment.” I believe it whole heatedly. Perhaps it is true that most of us own a meaningless pipe. I would venture a greater truth is that there isn't one of us who’s without a pipe that means a lot. j/B