The other morning while looking in the mirror and trimming my beard I noticed my nose hairs needed trimming, again. I had just trimmed them a few days ago. Why are my nose hairs growing faster now, I thought.
I’ve always had low maintenance nose hairs. But now my nose hairs have been growing out of control. And the growth began after I started to use a nose hair removal product.
So I asked my wife.
“Look at these.” I pointed to my nose.
“What about your nose?”
“No. Not my nose. Look at these nose hairs. They’re out of control.”
“Your nose hairs are fine.” She told me.
“No they’re not fine. It’s like a forest in there.” I answered. “At this rate of growth I’ll need to use my hedge trimmer on them.”
“You’re being ridiculous.” She said.
“Ridiculous? Ridiculous? Look at this.” I was still pointing at my nose. “It’s like I used fertilizer.”
As usual my wife just shook her head and walked away.
Anyway, I stopped the use of that nose hair removal product, and I’m determined to find a fix for this unsightly problem. After-all I thought. I’m sure others have the same issue and are concerned about it. So if I could come up with a nose hair solution that doesn’t promote fast and thick growing nose hairs, then I could quite possibly become famous.
So a few days ago I began my research into why nose hairs grow wild after trimming or after using those nose hair removal products. But I’m not finding much information. Which may be a good thing. It means no one else has my idea of a slow growth nose hair remover.
There has to be a way to remove nose hairs without the possibility of them growing back so fast and so thick. And when I find the solution, maybe I’ll call the product, “Franks Slow Growth Nose Hair Remover.”
After all, some guy name Burt has his own lip balm.
Mary Kay has cosmetics.
Old McDonald the farmer has hamburgers.
Prince Albert named his tobacco after himself.
And if I find a solution that works; I’ll then move on to slow growth ear hair removal.
I’ve always had low maintenance nose hairs. But now my nose hairs have been growing out of control. And the growth began after I started to use a nose hair removal product.
So I asked my wife.
“Look at these.” I pointed to my nose.
“What about your nose?”
“No. Not my nose. Look at these nose hairs. They’re out of control.”
“Your nose hairs are fine.” She told me.
“No they’re not fine. It’s like a forest in there.” I answered. “At this rate of growth I’ll need to use my hedge trimmer on them.”
“You’re being ridiculous.” She said.
“Ridiculous? Ridiculous? Look at this.” I was still pointing at my nose. “It’s like I used fertilizer.”
As usual my wife just shook her head and walked away.
Anyway, I stopped the use of that nose hair removal product, and I’m determined to find a fix for this unsightly problem. After-all I thought. I’m sure others have the same issue and are concerned about it. So if I could come up with a nose hair solution that doesn’t promote fast and thick growing nose hairs, then I could quite possibly become famous.
So a few days ago I began my research into why nose hairs grow wild after trimming or after using those nose hair removal products. But I’m not finding much information. Which may be a good thing. It means no one else has my idea of a slow growth nose hair remover.
There has to be a way to remove nose hairs without the possibility of them growing back so fast and so thick. And when I find the solution, maybe I’ll call the product, “Franks Slow Growth Nose Hair Remover.”
After all, some guy name Burt has his own lip balm.
Mary Kay has cosmetics.
Old McDonald the farmer has hamburgers.
Prince Albert named his tobacco after himself.
And if I find a solution that works; I’ll then move on to slow growth ear hair removal.
