New Dunhill Tobacco Collaboration w/The Rolling Stones

[admin]

Sorry guys, but "You Can't Always Get What You Want".

 

[mlaug]

I Can't Get No Satisfaction

 

[lordnoble]

I think Dunhill missed out on a golden opportunity to really set this tin apart from their current line. If it were me I'd Paint It Black.
-Jason

 

[portascat]

Keith Richards dad, Bert Richards, was a pipe man til his death.
Don't know if Keith ever smoked a pipe, but he was certainly familiar with the English pipe smoker.

 

[glpease]

I tried it, of course, wanting to know what the competition is up to. After filling my pipe, I found I had sticky fingers, and had a very hard time striking a match. Once I did get the thing lit, it went up like Jumpin' Jack Flash. The smell was enough to have me tossed from the house and exiled on Main Street. The guy who gave me the tin clearly can't be a man 'cause he doesn't smoke the same pipe tobacco as me. I got NO satisfaction from the stuff, and have little sympathy for the devil who blended it and think he should go back to perfecting ways of making sealing wax.
I gave what was left to a gypsy bar room queen in Memphis, and she seemed pleased to have it. Lord knows what she'll do with it. She muttered about mother's little helper. I have no idea what that means.

 

[portascat]

Pease, I think you should go walk the dog.

 

[markw4mms]

She blew her nose, and then she blew your mind.

 

[riptide]

Wow. This thread just sent me for a whirl.

 

[rickpal14]

tried it, of course, wanting to know what the competition is up to. After filling my pipe, I found I had sticky fingers, and had a very hard time striking a match. Once I did get the thing lit, it went up like Jumpin' Jack Flash. The smell was enough to have me tossed from the house and exiled on Main Street. The guy who gave me the tin clearly can't be a man 'cause he doesn't smoke the same pipe tobacco as me. I got NO satisfaction from the stuff, and have little sympathy for the devil who blended it and think he should go back to perfecting ways of making sealing wax.
I gave what was left to a gypsy bar room queen in Memphis, and she seemed pleased to have it. Lord knows what she'll do with it. She muttered about mother's little helper. I have no idea what that means.

:worship:

 

[ssjones]

If it is an aromatic, is it true you'll get sticky fingers packing your pipe?

 

[philip]

I almost missed this thread because I'm not a Rolling Stones fan.
Send me a tin... or a tongue.

 

[schmitzbitz]

I got stuck doing the dirty work here. It's a real beggars breakfast of a blend...almost like smoking goats head soup. The aftermath will leave you tattooed black and blue, and seeking emotional rescue. This is one blend that will be hard to keep put of our heads.

 

[matchstickman]

OK, the number of obscure and awesome references to Rolling Stones songs combined with Mr. Pease's post has made this officially: The. Best. Forum. Thread. Ever. Anywhere. In existence. Period. In fact, this thread is so awesome that it makes me feel like I was born in a crossfire hurricane.

 

[admin]

How the Rolling Stones Dunhill Thing Happened

 

[jpberg]

Some Girls like it as well.

 

[admin]

Not a fan of the Stones? Denis Leary wouldn't be happy about that.

I'm gonna open my own bar, okay? It's going to be the most retro bar in the history of New York. We're going to serve coffee, donuts, cigarettes, beer, and whiskey, and that's it! That's it! That's right...we're gonna call it McLeary's. We're gonna play the Rolling Stones 24 hours a day. And you know what, if I see just a millimeter of underwear, you're out. And we're going to have a big metal detector to get all those cock-ring guys, too. Oh yeah. Right at the front door . BEEP, BEEP, BEEP..."You got a cock ring?" "No, I..." "You lying piece of shit, get out! Turn up the Stones!"
All Stones, all the time. No house, no techno, no rave, no Puff Daddy, no H&R Pufnstuff, no Puff the Magic Dragon, no Chemical Brothers, no Chemical Sisters, no hip, trip, skip, fuckin' hop, no! Stones, 24 hours a day. That's right. All we do is we drink, we cry, we fart, and we fight. "Aw, man, I was down at McLeary's last night, it was fuckin' great! I shit my pants and they gave me new pants! I beat up my mom, she beat me up, it was great. Then we puked, it was excellent! The Stones were there, man!"

 

[spartan]

I freaking love that Leary. I think He's coming to San Antonio sometime in December. Maybe I'll go...

 

[ssjones]

Some girls just want to.....................................

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smoke....
I got a million of'em.... (Navy Drum roll please)