New Christmas Traditions: The Poop Log Cometh

[hmhaines]

Also, you're welcome for sharing. I know everyone was missing this in their lives.

 

[jacks6]

I''m drunk and confused. I only went up like 3 replies so did someone poop Jesus? Bc that would be a really funny nativity scene in my hood this year. I bet I could make the local news...

 

[jacks6]

#fixingmydrunkenpost #whydidnttechnologystopme

 

[jacks6]

Omg is that Pootin'....I''m going to bed now. Also, emojis don't work. Do you want millennial smokers or not ?

 

[pipesmokingtom]

Ha. I like what happened to you there, Jack.

 

[jacks6]

Oddly enough, my wife doesn't. I need to behave from now on. Dude,.dude... did you get your package yet?

 

[pipesmokingtom]

I haven't checked the mailbox yet! Just got home.

 

[cynicismandsugar]

Ain't traditions beaut-e-ful?

 

[jkrug]

I thought the poop log was somewhat different but the pooping figurines are just too much for me.

I went from confused to WTF?? 8O

I think I'll just stick with our turkey and eggnog traditions. ::

 

[ssjones]

 

[markus]

This whole thread is confusing...strange...hilarious and just a little bit repulsive. I love it!!! 8O :crazy: :lol:

 

[fitzy]

Yeah it's pretty strange to beat down a log that looks like santa so it will poop candy.

 

[hextor]

I know fellow Spain compadres, that have practice this, it is weir listening to children singing the poop log song, because in some Spanish language the word "cagar" is a vulgar but they use the word in the song, the song talks about a log that shits candy, but el caganero "the shiter" is a guy that poops in a hidden corner in the nativity scene, well what i heard from it, when Jesus was born, there was somebody emptying their bowls at the moment when Jesus was conceived. the whole point of the guy pooping, is that you have to look for him, like the were is waldo books, so next time you see a Nativity scene, please look for the pooper in the hidden corner, it will bring good luck this year!!

 

[hmhaines]

I wish I could go back in time see the first guy who used the Caganer explaining it to his friend.

 

[hextor]

it would probably be the most interesting conversation, the caganear was probably a prank used be a teenager and it turned into a tradition, i like the figurine that is smoking a pipe.

 

[huntertrw]

This

reminds me of this
I'm somebody now!

 

[ophiuchus]

:rofl:

 

[ophiuchus]

it would probably be the most interesting conversation, the caganear was probably a prank used be a teenager and it turned into a tradition, i like the figurine that is smoking a pipe.

You may be onto something. :puffpipe:

 

[hmhaines]

I was thinking stoners.
"Dude, like, what if you know, someone was, like, taking a doody when Jesus was born?"

"Ha, you said doody!"

 

[yaddy306]

Al should make this thread a sticky.