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unadoptedlamp

Part of the Furniture Now
Mar 19, 2014
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Mikefu- No, you will still be able to hear this:

Oh freddled gruntbuggly,
Thy micturations are to me,
As plurdled gabbleblotchits, in midsummer morning
On a lurgid bee,
That mordiously hath blurted out,
Its earted jurtles, grumbling
Into a rancid festering confectious organ squealer.
Now the jurpling slayjid agrocrustles,
Are slurping hagrilly up the axlegrurts,
And living glupules frart and stipulate,
Like jowling meated liverslime,
Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes,
And hooptiously drangle me,
With crinkly bindlewurdles,mashurbitries.
Or else I shall rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon,
See if I don't!
 

trubka2

Lifer
Feb 27, 2019
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21,644
I wish you'd keep your politics to yourself. I'm really trying to like everyone here.
 

mikefu

Lifer
Mar 28, 2018
1,976
10,506
Green Bay
Mikefu- No, you will still be able to hear this:

Oh freddled gruntbuggly,
Thy micturations are to me,
As plurdled gabbleblotchits, in midsummer morning
On a lurgid bee,
That mordiously hath blurted out,
Its earted jurtles, grumbling
Into a rancid festering confectious organ squealer.
Now the jurpling slayjid agrocrustles,
Are slurping hagrilly up the axlegrurts,
And living glupules frart and stipulate,
Like jowling meated liverslime,
Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes,
And hooptiously drangle me,
With crinkly bindlewurdles,mashurbitries.
Or else I shall rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon,
See if I don't!
Stop! I implore you! That has to be at least the third worst poetry in the universe!
 

seldom

Lifer
Mar 11, 2018
1,034
940
After that Vogon poetry perhaps a poem by Gary Snyder is in order considering that "Never Mind" is what the thread is called.

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