Nestle to Buy STG

[Chasing Embers]

Question? Could you tell the difference between a Nestle product and a War Horse Bar?

They'd replace the tobacco with burlap and double the price.

 

[TheIronMonkey]

If


If General Mills is buying it, all STG blends would become magically delicious.

 

[jguss]

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Great job! If this was a real thing I would buy every tin made and hoard it forever.

 

[Zamora]

@woodsroad

The factory explosion that cost me my teeth and eye was a Nestlé owned business. Weaseled their way out of any responsibility and threatened to sue me for reporting it because of non disclose agreements. Everything they touch turns to shit.

So sorry to hear that, given their extensive record of evil I'm honestly not surprised. No doubt if they got into tobacco they'd use slave labor to grow it

In 2002 they tried to buy Hershey. They entire town told them no. That company really earned my respect that day. Reports now say that Nestlé rejected their selling price but being employed by Nestlé at the time, we saw the drama unfold. When they got rejected, they threatened disciplinary action on anyone found at the company with Hershey products.

Wow I don't care for most Hershey products but they've just earned my respect too. So refreshing to see people with a backbone stand up to monopolizing. I've noticed with stories like that things are never as simple as what the press says, there's always more going on behind the scenes.

 

[Michigan_Bill]

Better them than Walmart

 

[Richmond B. Funkenhouser]

Better them than Walmart

I'm thinking a Great Value virginia perique blend might be pretty good.

I like their paper plates and ketchup just fine.

 

[Chasing Embers]

Better them than Walmart

Look up Nestlé Michigan aquifer.

 

[jpberg]

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Oh I know where that’s going!

 

[cosmicfolklore]

Give me a break,
Give me a break,
Break you off a piece of that
Erinmore bar!

That strangely fruity taste
is gonna make your day

And everywhere you go
you hear the people say...

Give me a break,
Give me a break,
Break you off a piece of that
Erinmore bar!

 

[buroak]

Question? Could you tell the difference between a Nestle product and a War Horse Bar?

Only one has a flavor I will remember.

 

[RPK]

The Voices.

So you weren't wearing your tinfoil hat, huh?

 

[buroak]

I'm thinking a Great Value virginia perique blend might be pretty good.

I like their paper plates and ketchup just fine.

Around 2000, I saw a fellow in southern Missouri smoking Always Save brand cigarettes, but those not-so-distant times are already long gone. Great Value Synthetic Opioid Sauce in a family size, easy squeeze bottle is more likely.

 

[TheIronMonkey]

Give me a break,
Give me a break,
Break you off a piece of that
Erinmore bar!

That strangely fruity taste
is gonna make your day

And everywhere you go
you hear the people say...

Give me a break,
Give me a break,
Break you off a piece of that
Erinmore bar!

I did an Erinmore tin for the Secret Santa thread in 2023. You’d appreciate the Marcel Duchamp Fountain/urinal reference.

 

[condorlover1]

I did an Erinmore tin for the Secret Santa thread in 2023. You’d appreciate the Marcel Duchamp Fountain/urinal reference.

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When we owned the Murrays name we should introduced that blend along with Murrays Owl Pellet. A true block buster sensation!

 

[Brendan]

@TheIronMonkey you deserve a significant payrise for your work of late.

A huge Christmas bonus alone for using 'taking the piss'. Love it

 

[Chasing Embers]

When we owned the Murrays name we should introduced that blend along with Murrays Owl Pellet. A true block buster sensation!

I've got the pipe for it!

 

[TheIronMonkey]

Oh I know where that’s going!

I wasn’t planning on a follow up, but your comment inspired me to find something that made contextual sense.

 

[badbriar]

OOOHHH Man! More Chocolate toppings for crossover blends!
Bring it on, Baby!

 

[badbriar]

I've got the pipe for it!
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Got yourself a really nice Hooter there, Embers!

 

[Chasing Embers]

Got yourself a really nice Hooter there, Embers!

Big fan of Kenan Kökbudak's work.