
...or the risqué alternate:

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On a more positive note, I've always wanted to go to a place like WITH PIPE AND BOOK combined with THE PIPE & PINT
(both are real shops)...and if i ever did then perhaps it'd be called the Artful Codger...

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ZQ0BsNi24ATo Mega Therion's Rumper Shop