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agnosticpipe

Lifer
Nov 3, 2013
3,412
3,832
In the sticks in Mississippi
Ok, so sometimes I miss the mark in picking out gifts for my wife, and this was one of those times. About 20 years ago I bought this pipe for my wife for her birthday. I thought it was a cool pipe for a woman, and that she would like it. Yeah, not so much, as first of all I assumed that women like dainty feminine looking pipes, even though my wife didn't have any pipes that looked like this. Second of all, she informed me that if I had been paying attention, I would have noticed that she always smokes bent pipes. Well she didn't put it exactly like that, and she was very nice and thankful, but she also never smoked it. Lesson learned. Everyone likes what they like, so don't assume that just because a pipe smoker is a woman, she wants everything to be girly. But I couldn't ask for a better wife, and we've been best friends for 40 years, and she been smoking a pipe with me for over 30 of those years. True love...
Now to get to the current situation. I forgot about the pipe, and came across it a few days ago, and decided it was a nice little pipe, so I figured I would clean it up and smoke it to see what I think. It's nice long panel shape stamped Wally Frank Ltd. on one side, and Imported Briar on the other. It's 7 1/4" long with a small bowl that has a 1" deep bore that is 3/4" wide. It doesn't look to have been smoked much at all, wasn't too much work to clean up. I have no idea where it was made, as apparently Wally Frank had pipes made by just about every manufacturer around. I can't find any info about this pipe shape, but I sort of figured it was made to attract female smokers at some point in time. Maybe 1950s/1960s? Who knows.
I usually use small pipes to smoke my stronger blends that I like the flavor of but may have too much nicotine for me. So I've been smoking plug and rope tobaccos in it, but my wife thinks I look funny smoking such a long delicate pipe. Shoot, I'm smoking plugs and ropes in it! Isn't that manly enough? Well no one else can see me, and I like the way it smokes so I guess I'll just continue to give her something to chuckle about. :laughat:
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tuold

Lifer
Oct 15, 2013
2,133
172
Beaverton,Oregon
I'd say that's a nice pipe. I've been gravitating towards pipes with longer straight stems recently even though I prefer bent for comfort and practicality. Enjoy!

 

aldecaker

Lifer
Feb 13, 2015
4,407
45
Give the stem a long, gentle bend and you'll be rocking the 50's era jolly St. Nick look, which is a timeless classic.

 

agnosticpipe

Lifer
Nov 3, 2013
3,412
3,832
In the sticks in Mississippi
warren: I'd say funny good. She's not at all a mean person, but does like to kid me sometimes. I'm surprised she doesn't smack me once in a while though, as it seems I don't listen very well. (huh? did you say something?) :roll:

 

johnnyreb

Lifer
Aug 21, 2014
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614
Maybe she thinks it's a prince, & you know what Peck said about those; they look effeminate.

 

mso489

Lifer
Feb 21, 2013
41,211
60,639
fishnbanjo gave a pitch for smaller pipes about two years ago and I tried one, despite thinking they were toy-like and souvenirs. Many are the uses of a small pipe, for more blends in a given time, short smokes, sampling at pipe shows, and so on. I wouldn't be without them now, along with mostly medium sized pipes, and some extra large ones for deep thought. That's a fine looking pipe.

 

agnosticpipe

Lifer
Nov 3, 2013
3,412
3,832
In the sticks in Mississippi
Well the general consensus here seems to be that I shouldn't worry about my wife's amusement, but just smoke the thing. I agree, and like aldercake said, I gave the stem a gentle bend. It does look better to me, and seems easier to clench because of the sightly lower center of gravity. Not sure that makes sense, but my wife thinks it looks better too, more like a prince shape she says. (sorry peck)

I guess my wife and I are a little old school by thinking that this was more of a ladies pipe. If a modern day artisan made it, we would probably not be having any discussion, it would just be a long small bowled pipe. I'm just glad I found it and started smoking it! :puffy:

 

jkrug

Lifer
Jan 23, 2015
2,867
9
Nice looking pipe Orley but your wife may be right? I think we need to see a pic of you smoking the wee pipe before we truly decide. :laughat:

 

jkrug

Lifer
Jan 23, 2015
2,867
9
Okay...now I'm no fashion specialist but I think you're good to go! Enjoy. :D

 

agnosticpipe

Lifer
Nov 3, 2013
3,412
3,832
In the sticks in Mississippi
Warren: I knew it wasn't the pipe! It's the glasses, right?
I think my wife just laughs at me on general principle most of the time anyway. But I NEVER laugh at her... dangerous to do so. I always say I'm laughing WITH you dear!

 
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