My Wife Finally Popped The Question

[weezell]

I have no shortage of tobacco to smoke. Any more, other than a few ropes/plugs and flakes, I seek nothing else. When I do find and purchase them I point at Ohios tax+ new added excise tax(FUCKERS BURN IN HELL FOR THAT) and say "aren't you glad I was ahead of the game dear?"...

 

[warren]

I've always thought that as long as I have enough tobacco for the next bowl, I have a sufficient supply.

 

[badbriar]

Bowie - bet the next question was..."they are all the same, aren't they?"

 

[verporchting]

How much pipe tobacco could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had all the pipe tobacco it could chuck? Well, I don’t know the answer to that specific question, but if I catch that filthy little bastard chucking my tobacco he’s gonna find out double quick how much lead a lead chucker could chuck if a lead chucker had all the green tip ammo a well armed redneck with an AR-15 could chuck. ???

 

[AlabamaDan]

I stopped at three times my body weight.

Thats 750 lbs for some! ?

 

[Chasing Embers]

Thats 750 lbs for some! ?

Rounded to the nearest tenth, 340 here.

 

[blackpowderpiper]

Tobacco, ammo and alcohol. Three things that will always have value. Stockpile all you can. What you don't use can always be traded for other goods and services.

 

[canucklehead]

Rounded to the nearest tenth, 340 here.

That's about what I weighed when I was 16 years old.

 

[kcghost]

Don't you hate being asked dumb questions??

 

[anantaandroscoggin]

Great Balls of Fire ! ! ! ! That'd be 915 pounds for me. I gotta git back to shopping for more pipe tobacco!

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Given that the only pipe tobaccos available anywhere locally are Captain Black OTCs and some Borkum Riff, it's either online shopping or forget that anything else exists.

 

[grumpyoltroll]

Sometimes packages are better if they are shipped to the office instead of the house.

 

[frozenchurchwarden]

I stopped at three times my body weight.

Better start gaining weight while tobacco is still relatively affordable. You wouldn't want to double your weight and suddenly find yourself 50% short of your target cellar.

 

[AlabamaDan]

Sometimes packages are better if they are shipped to the office instead of the house.

Or a po box

 

[mso489]

I ask myself the same question. I don't stash a huge quantity, but it would last for years as is.

 

[Mr.Mike]

I stopped at three times my body weight.

I like this answer!

 

[Chasing Embers]

Better start gaining weight

Not possible. I've weighed under 120 for 35 years.

 

[Chasing Embers]

while tobacco is still relatively affordable

Most is already above my limit of $5/ounce. My disposable income goes for twisty puzzles now.

 

[SpookedPiper]

Tobacco, ammo and alcohol. Three things that will always have value. Stockpile all you can. What you don't use can always be traded for other goods and services.

Don't forget the Charmin...you would be surprised what people will do to get soft wipes!

 

[krizzose]

My wife actually seems to get the impending tobaccopocalypse argument.

 

[krizzose]

And I’ve got a lot of buying to do before I get to 690lbs.