My Wife Caught Me Fondling My Pipe

[indianafrank]

Has that ever happened to any of you?
I've got cabin fever here in upstate NY. -30 and three feet of snow. Not much else to do. :roll:

 

[iamn8]

"Fondling your pipe" or fondling your pipe?

 

[framitz]

Probably the sme. Shel

 

[brudnod]

I have this one pipe that was a "rescue pipe"; a Peterson 312 with beautiful silverwork but when I acquired it it was a mess. After probably a couple of dozen pipe cleaners (not hyperbole) and having to drill out the shank to get ANY flow, scrubbing the bowl inside and out to get some serious grunge off, and alcohol treating the bowl 4 times to get the ghost of who-knows-what out, it is my favorite pipe to either smoke or fondle. I keep this activity away from my wife, of course...

 

[frank13]

Screw that. I'd spend the moments indoors, packing my shit and preparing for the thaw, when I can load those cartons into the back of a truck, and move to someplace with saner weather. Florida, California, southern Alabama, southern Texas... I don't know, but holy fuck: -30F is not fit for human habitation.

 

[condorlover1]

Do you read a stimulating 'magazine' whilst fondling your pipe as part of the old hand party ritual?

 

[derfatdutchman]

Just don't let the children catch you. Having that "When a man likes a pipe" talk can be awkward.

 

[ithelouniverse]

You're probably going on a registry..

 

[anthonyrosenthal74]

Better that she catch you fondling your pipe, than having your pipe polished.

 

[wilson]

I was always told that you could go blind from fondling your pipe.

 

[frank13]

"Well, kids -- It's like this: When a man and his pipe love each other very much..." :twisted:

 

[oldreddog]

May I suggest you use stem cleaner, whilst fondling, instructions from Denicare below:
"It is best to apply the paste in a thick layer, so that the developing rubbings can be taken up without hindering the effect of the grinding materials. Avoid excessive deposits by polishing your piece regularly. With more pressure and many rubbing movements you optimize the effect. Furthermore, if you polish the piece diagonally you can improve the result even more"

 

[delro]

I cut a hole in my pipe pouch and fondle through that

 

[seagullplayer]

One of the reasons I got married was, never mind...

 

[freakiefrog]

Could be worse she could have caught you fondling another mans :laughat: pipe.

 

[jmmize]

Pipe touch can be a good thing! :lol:

 

[brudnod]

Red Dog, that sounds so incredibly dirty. In a good way, of course.