My Son Wants to Grind his Dwarf

[cobguy]

This thread makes me think of a song called Granny's Little Yard Gnome by Les Claypool
Lyrics:
Content to stand alone

Waiting, watching, guarding Granny's home

His face reflecting simple joy

But he is not a happy Plaster boy
"Careful sonny, not too close

Unless you want a lethal dose

Of hardening..."
Patiently waiting for some shade

Wishing he could run away

Supressing any urge to roam

Such devotion from a little gnome
I once saw a calico that thought he could fly

And then the lanky Doberman that tinkled in my eye

A pacifist by nature, with amble common sense

But if I had my druthers, I'd rather be a fence
Now Granny, she's a good one, she shines me now and then

And come around this springtime, I'm due for paint again

On keeping Granny comfy, I try and earn my keep

I'm just wishing I had some eyelids, so I could get some sleep

 

[onepyrotec]

If all else fails, ask him what he is talking about.

 

[jeepnewbie]

Being a bit of a gamer myself I use to say I need to go grind "something". Insert any word for something and it sounds odd. My daughter is ten and my wife both play wow with me. I would talk with him if you are worried. Most likely it is wow he is into. If he has a monthly bill of $15 then he is playing it or some other online RPG. Good luck mate.