From Dave G
"Ebay and a smart phone are an evil combination.
You know you've hit rock bottom when you're standing in the middle of the grocery store, trying to snipe a pipe on ebay."
IMO, that's "almost" rock bottom. Rock bottom would be standing in the middle of the grocery store, trying to snipe a pipe on ebay while glancing furtively at a matronly woman in produce who is probably doing nothing more than checking her grocery list on
her Smartphone. But you can't take that chance...