My New Lighter. NSFW

[mingc]

That's a normal Zippo in front. So to answer your question, it's the biggest Zippo ever.
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How many gallons does it take to fill that big boy and will it all evaporate in a day like the little fella?

 

[JMcQ]

I've only filled it enough to try it and make sure that it works. It would hold a ridiculous amount of fluid, but amazingly enough, uses normal sized flints. Go figure.

 

[hauntedmyst]

A picture is worth a thousand words. My wife says I can't display it where people can actually see it. I think it is the epitome of "conversation starter". Thoughts?
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Just think, someone actually went to the trouble to engineer, cast and market that! How much time, resources and lack of business acumen would you have to have on your hands to think, " You know what the world needs? A semi realistic digital 69 lighter! Yeah, these will sell like hotcakes to pornography fans who smoke!" lol The only one making money on those is gonna be JMcQs great, great grand kids on Antiques Road Show in the year 2134

 

[anotherbob]

Just think, someone actually went to the trouble to engineer, cast and market that! How much time, resources and lack of business acumen would you have to have on your hands to think, " You know what the world needs? A semi realistic digital 69 lighter! Yeah, these will sell like hotcakes to pornography fans who smoke!" lol The only one making money on those is gonna be JMcQs great, great grand kids on Antiques Road Show in the year 2134

follows a pretty old tradition of erotic smoking accessorizes. Like the snuff boxes that show a a couple on the front but then on the bottom shows the same couple getting down to the nasties. Also lots of pipes have been made back in the day that were not safe for work.

 

[jpmcwjr]

Dayam, JMcQ! Where do you get flints??

 

[BROBS]

Just think, someone actually went to the trouble to engineer, cast and market that! How much time, resources and lack of business acumen would you have to have on your hands to think, " You know what the world needs? A semi realistic digital 69 lighter! Yeah, these will sell like hotcakes to pornography fans who smoke!" lol The only one making money on those is gonna be JMcQs great, great grand kids on Antiques Road Show in the year 2134

So you’re telling me I may not make anything off my investment?

 

[hauntedmyst]

So you’re telling me I may not make anything off my investment?

I'm guessing no lol

 

[docpierce]

To light, push down on female's head and flames comes out the top of the male's head.

Um..not to be indelicate but...which head?

 

[johnnyiii]

I hate to ask, but where does the flame come out?

STILL LAUGHING AS I TYPE. FUNNY TEARS OOZING OUT OF EYES.

like a bad accident though I kinda gotta know also.

 

[wulfheard]

To light, push down on female's head and flames comes out the top of the male's head.

Obviously conceived and created by a married man.

 

[puff_not_snuff]

I guess the irony is that it looks like something that would appeal to those into vaping.

 

[oldguyoldpipes]

Is that a Cob in your pants or are you just glad to see me?