My New Care Giver

[cigrmaster]

About a month ago I got a new care taker, her name is Valerie so say hi guys. She is very good looking but that is a no no. Real good cook, efficient as hell and knows how to shop for deals. So far she is definitely my favorite and I am lucky to have her. I will ask her if she wants to post a picture, she just might.

 

[snagstangl]

She put up with you for month already and is still there? She must have saint status already! You better start finding out what types of gifts she likes and buy her plenty of them. I'm thinking gold plated halo.

 

[cigrmaster]

LOL, I already saw a pair of shoes she likes.

 

[bullet08]

I heard three miracles for the sainthood. What did she do?

 

[alaskanpiper]

You had me at good looking….I mean cooking! Yeah, cooking…

 

[georged]

Hang on to your seat... Harris isn't exaggerating:

 

[ssjones]

We found a caregiver for my mother, who is pretty attractive. I told my wife, when my time comes for needing help to get a bath, that's the standard we're seeking! Reliable folks are hard to find, hope yours works out!

 

[alaskanpiper]

We found a caregiver for my mother, who is pretty attractive

That reads a little Oedipal at first glance.

 

[HawkeyeLinus]

I got an email last week from Jack Howell, "Just dealing with a little backlog - a one week set for Harris and I promised someone named Valerie I'd get her a dozen, she seemed so nice (even gave her a discount) ---- I'll be in touch early '25!" Now I get it!

Seriously, finding a good fit for a caregiver is a huge win - definitely something to celebrate.

 

[tbradsim1]

Harris remember Good Looks Goes but a Good Cook Stays, you’re lucky to have both, just don’t try to sell her a car!

 

[cosmicfolklore]

For God's sakes, this time keep your pants on when she serves you lunch.
I can laugh at this, because of experiences with my dad. It was like fighting a spoiled toddler just to make him keep his pants on in the grocery store.

 

[kcghost]

Good looking caretaker seems like an oxymoron.

 

[futureman]

There is a rumor circulating in another forum that SSjones's mother, who is very attractive, is now cigrmaster's caretaker and will be posting photos of herself in this thread. Is this true?

 

[cigrmaster]

Here is a pic of my care giver. Not bad huh?

 

[cosmicfolklore]

Better do what she says, with no lip... she looks like she could put the evil eye on ya... or bruise you up really good, either way, ha ha.
What, did you make her take you to a bar?

 

[anotherbob]

Honestly until I saw her picture I was half expect to be only a few days away from Harris writing about how he doesn't get why his care giver left. But I now see she's at the age where often woman stop taking being consider attractive as their entitled guaranteed status. Which is something to file under "Being human, the wonderful weird and kind of horrifying yet hilarious experience it truly is".

 

[mso489]

Valerie looks like she knows what's what.

 

[UB 40]

Here is a pic of my care giver. Not bad huh?

And you’re shure of have been talking of „shoes“?

 

[cigrmaster]

She's making Lasagna for dinner tonight, one of her specialties. I will be thinking of all of you who are eating McDonalds tonight.

 

[Buffalo]

We found a caregiver for my mother, who is pretty attractive. I told my wife, when my time comes for needing help to get a bath, that's the standard we're seeking! Reliable folks are hard to find, hope yours works out!

You're going to wind up with a 300 pound former oil pipeline worker nicknamed "Tiny". Your wife will make sure of that!