The dude lives in the thumb of Michigan. There's not much to do there really, other than drive to Saginaw or Flint. Therefore, there isn't much to do...
Agreed. Especially where I live. Flint is like 50 miles away from me. There really isn't much to do. Also, I don't spend as much as you may think. I try look for good deals. My most expensive pipe was $75, and my second most expensive pipe was $45. The Turkmeer was only $34, and it's practically brand new.