Congratulations a few hours early on your updated member status. I became preferred a few months ago. I did not get any gifts. You may get a gift from a retailer in appreciation of the business you gave them.
What, no gifts? Just rectal probing?
This doesn't sound like a promotion. Thankfully Harris has agreed to pretend to be me during the probing, since he enjoyed it so much.
Peck, thou hast attained the hue of INDIGO, and all proclaimed it is good! As a side note, I would like first dibs on licensing WWPD bracelets to sell to our other members, everyone needs a goal!