My First Pipe Dream

[Old_Newby]

Been smoking about 3 years. This week I had a dream that I was smoking my cob and it was a great smoke but then i looked down my pipe stem was bent and cracked open. I pull out another cob and its stem was tge same. I was upset that i could not finish a tasty smoke. In my dream they were bad because rain made the stems soggy and ruined them.

Strange dream.

Anyone else have a pipe dream?

 

[condorlover1]

You know if you told Freud about that dream he would say it was all about sex!

 

[jpberg]

You know if you told Freud about that dream he would say it was all about sex!

Pretty straightforward issues.

 

[Jacob74]

Very interesting. Tell us about your mother.
Wait, no, getting therapy from the internet is the worst possible scenario. It's worse than going into business with friends, or loaning money to family. Regarding your dream though, it seems logical for you to build yourself a pipe smoking space that isn't subject to weather...then you may sleep soundly and get back to the sex dreams.

 

[condorlover1]

I would first like you to sit in a warm bath of water and relive your childhood........

 

[Old_Newby]

Yea i figured it is a performance issue. I may need to add a pill to my Mac Baren.

 

[kcghost]

Only the dream of owning a Nanna Iversson!!

 

[AJL67]

Always sad when a guy pipe doesn’t work but better you than me.

 

[bullet08]

I think about tobacco too much in waking hours to carry it over to the dream land.

 

[LongIslandPiper]

You know if you told Freud about that dream he would say it was all about sex!

I don’t care to know what ole Sigmund did with his pipes

 

[condorlover1]

@LongIslandPiper : I believe he had something of an oral fetish with his cigar!

 

[simong]

Even in a comotose state with my noggin done in, couldn't imagine cobs making an appearance.

The only dream I remember with a pipe was the one with Sophia Loren on the end of it. Comoy I think it was, absolute beauty!

 

[huntertrw]

In my dream they were bad because rain made the stems soggy and ruined them.

So, technically, this was a wet-dream?

 

[Flatfish]

I confess. I have occasionally dreamt that I was smoking a pipe.
For a non smoker such as myself, dreaming about it has several advantages over the real thing:

• It is considerably cheaper.
• The health risk is nil.
• Plus my wife has no reason to object.

 

[huntertrw]

Only the dream of owning a Nanna Iversson!!

Glancing at the sentence above, for a moment I thought that it read, "Only the dream of owning Nanna Iversson!"

To sleep, perchance to dream...I mean she's pretty and she makes pipes! What more could you ask for?

 

[Sig]

Only the dream of owning a Nanna Iversson!!

HEY!! WAIT A MINUTE!!

Oh, sorry, I didn't see the "a" in your post.

 

[Old_Newby]

I tried to find some Nanna Ivarsson pipes but they are all SOLD!!
Now my pipe dream is a nightmare.

 

[The Libertine]

You know if you told Freud about that dream he would say it was all about sex!

Freud was a coke addict

 

[FLDRD]

Never.
Until last night.
Then I see this thread today?
I've no idea what's going on in my head, but the first time I ever dreamt about a pipe and the whole thing was deteriorating from the chamber outward, until it was nothing but dust and all I had left was a ruined stem.....
Seriously. I have no idea what that was about.

 

[condorlover1]

@The Libertine : Good old Sigmund! No wonder the clients liked him. You could see how things went down. "Good Morning Herr Brun. I would like you to snort this line and then we can talk about your issues since you won't stop talking for the next few hours!".