That pipe's structural integrity looks dangerous, doesn't look like it can last many smokes. I think it would be best if you send it to me, naturally i'd expect you to pay for shipping; after all i'm doing you a favour taking this death trap out of your hands. You should probably send me the Dunhill Elizabethan Mix also, the tin looks ... emmm Sour! Yes Sour! Thats not for smoking, probably could be spreading tobacco worms on your property, I'll take it for hmm Experiments! Yes Experiments! I'm almost a Doctor, just without any formal medical qualification to prove my amazing understanding of tobacco worms et cetera.
Don't Worry, you can thank me later :

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