Mom, Don't Buy Me (Blank) for Xmas Radio Bit

[admin]

One of my condo neighbors and friend is the morning drive time DJ on one of the Tampa radio stations.
He sent me this clip of a funny bit they did ... I'm guessing at the time just to share it with me.
Then as I'm listening, I hear myself and I'm thinking, whoa - that's me!
I have no recollection whatsoever of doing this. I do remember that I was out with him last Friday from 9 pm - 3 am where we had VIP at Push Ultra Lounge here in downtown St. Pete.
I think I was pretty quick-witted and funny for being completely bombed to the point that I don't even remember doing this.
It's 3-minutes long. If you don't want to hear the whole thing, listen to the intro so it makes sense, and then I am at 2 minutes and 23 seconds.
http://pipesmagazine.com/wp-content/2012/forum-posts/MomDontBuyMe_12_20_12.mp3

 

[pstlpkr]

Ok you heard him guys... Considering that Kevin is one of those people that has his wiring backwards we know exactly what to get him for Christmas! :D

 

[terry]

Lol @ Lawrence.

 

[kris]

See, this is what happens when you sneak out of the window of your parent's house!!!! :wink:

 

[atboth]

True story: every year a neighbor gives me a box of vanilla cheroots for xmas. I've always thanked him, without ever mentioning that I can't stand those things. Last year I visited while his mom was there......

One of the things she mentioned was that she always sent him a care package for the season, had done so since college. Chocolates, canned meat, underwear, and his favourite smokes.... vanilla cigars.

I could see him looking at me with panic at that point, so I simply remarked that that was very nice.

Later he told me that he gave away everything she sent, every year. I got the cigars because he was sure I could see the humour. But if I really wanted, he could switch me to the tidy whities.

 

[atboth]

BTW, Kevin, I tried sending you a private message about twenty minutes ago, but according to the data on my profile there are no sent messages. Did you get it?

 

[admin]

Yes, and I just replied to it.