Mock Peck For A Tin Of Dunbar

[iamn8]

Previously I posted a challenge using the Free/Pay It Forward thread, but since I'm technically not offering anything for free, I'm opting for this new thread. If I've learned anything, it's that nothing is truly "free".
I'm always keeping an eye out for ways to entertain myself. This seems as good as any. The following offer is open to those residing in the lower 48 states only.
A Quatrain is a poem consisting of four lines. Lines 2 and 4 must rhyme while having a similar number of syllables.
The challenge: the first forum member to post a Quatrain, playfully mocking fellow forum member Peck and his Blackberry cell phone, shall receive a sealed tin of Dunbar by Esoterica. :D

 

[bryguysc]

Peck, we all know, likes to hoard

His baccy on shelves in his home.

But now it is time to cool off the buying,

And spend the saved cash on a phone.
(sounds like more of a limerick. I may have a better one later)

 

[pagan]

@bryguysc, how'd you do that so fast :clap:

 

[bryguysc]

 

[jvnshr]

Friendly forum member Peck,

Uses a phone called Blackberry.

In pipe smoking world it is;

Equal to smoking Captain Black Cherry.
I knew that I wasn't the first one and won't be receiving anything, just did it for fun. We should do that sometimes. I know that he is a lawyer, I hope I won't be sued for this

 

[yaddy306]

Nate couldn’t counter Peck’s argument that

The BB OS is superior

So he developed an ad hominem contest, and now

Resembles a horse’s posterior

 

[bryguysc]

Revised a bit.
Peck, we all know, for his hoarding

His baccy on shelves that must groan.

But now it is time to pause all the storing,

And spend the saved cash on a phone

 

[jvnshr]

No more quatrains? Come on guys. It doesn't even have to be about a member.

 

[davet]

Nate's contest is only for Yankees
The lower forty eight, that's all
It doesn't matter how good your entry
It's time to start building Trump's wall

 

[cosmicfolklore]

Peck has lots of pipes

He also uses a blackberry

His tobacco is old

and he's getting very... hairy?

 

[cosmicfolklore]

Peck's a good soul with lots of cash.

He uses an antiquated blackberry line

In which we will mock and bash

And he now smokes Mixture 79

 

[cossackjack]

Peck, a Blackberry fanboy,

A Barrister known near and far.

To him, iPhone's just a toy,

Now send me that tin of Dunbar!

 

[cosmicfolklore]

Just to be fair...
Rub a dub dub

Nate stopped coming to pipe club;

So that he can stay home and eat his borsch;

He won't bring his Dunhills, with leaks and fills;

Come on Nate give us rides in your Porsche.

 

[prndl]

There once was a hermit named Peck,

Who kept a dead...
Wait, wait, wait...do I get points off if I don't mention Blackberries?

 

[jvnshr]

The question is does borsch rhyme with Porsche?
https://youtu.be/BDvPeBGFVZw

 

[echie]

Nate's quest came as I sadly

was offline and could not reply on time or tone

The only one who hasn't chimed in before me

is Peck - but then, his Blackberry is no smartphone

 

[cosmicfolklore]

Peck and Nate had a dispute,

Over whose little thingy was more cute;

One flamed the Apple, the other Blackberry,

And once said and done, all that was left was Paladin Cherry.

 

[cosmicfolklore]

Hey, I may be no poet, but I'm prolific, ha ha!

 

[cosmicfolklore]

It's borsche! Ha ha!

 

[jvnshr]

Cosmic declares being prolific

Although he can't write poems

In fact he is terrific

Go deal with your tobacco phloems