Milkshake Machine Is Down

[carolinachurchwarden]

You know, nothing quite chaps my ass as badly as getting my hopes up for a milkshake from some chain only to find out upon my order request that "the milkshake machine is down". I know it happens occasionally, but I swear my local Burger King has their milkshake machine down more so than up. I can't help thinking that it's a conspiracy. One night, I went to a McDonald's to find their milkshake Machine down, only to travel to the Burger King for them to tell me they were out of all the flavors I wanted.

 

[ben88]

I make my own. Best there is.

 

[ssjones]

Come on, those aren't milkshakes...we use Edy's ice cream and a blender. That's a milkshake!

 

[mso489]

Red alert! Now that's a real emergency. When you gotta have a milkshake in a particular flavor, life can't move forward. I also like malted milks and ice cream sodas in the rare wonderful places that fix them right. Price is no object.

 

[puffy]

I used to buy Raspberry shakes at a place.They discontinued them.I haven't been back since

 

[scloyd]

There is a restaurant here in Illinois (I think they have locations in a few other states) named Portillo's. They have a "Chocolate Cake Shake". From their website:

Have you heard of our famous “cake shake?” Yes, we actually put a slice of chocolate cake into our blended milkshakes, making a truly unique, must-try dessert.

It's almost 1500 calories and it's amazing!

 

[woodsroad]

There goes 1200 calories of manufactured cellulose immitation food product that won’t be clogging your arteries.

 

[Waning Embers]

It's almost 1500 calories and it's amazing!

I have to take in 4000 calories per day to maintain my body weight. I need to find a Portillo's.

 

[tbradsim1]

You think you got a problem, my wife after Bingo would stop at Sonic and get me a malt, last month they told her I'm sorry we don't make malts anymore, Shhhhhhhh!

 

[ssjones]

Here's what it looks like when you are really enjoying a milk shake (my granddaughter, last summer)

 

[scloyd]

Here's what it looks like when you are really enjoying a milk shake (my granddaughter, last summer)

Adorable!

 

[jpmcwjr]

Yes, cuter than all get out!
OP: Perhaps it's a cosmic message telling you you're clogging your arteries with that shit.....

 

[carolinachurchwarden]

Hey, I work hard and love getting a milkshake once in a while, so sue me. I don't get them every day, I don't get them once a week. You're talking like once a month maybe, and if that kills me, at least I'll have enjoyed life.
Hey AL, she's a cute one!

 

[mso489]

ssjones, that bright eyed child looks remarkably like her grandpa. I mean, it's not a subtle resemblance.