Milestone or Mill Stone?

[didimauw]

I've been trying to get my post count to go down lately. But every time I post, it goes up... Now how does that make any sense!?!?
:crazy:

 

[woodsroad]

Productivity is overrated

Indeed. The great British beer critic Michael Jackson once told me that "efficiency is the enemy of flavor". The corollary is that productivity is the enemy of pithiness. or pissyness.

At 5K posts you're now allowed to start opinion-based threads.

Why the hell didn't someone mention this to me at Post #1? I've been in violation of the rules since Day 1. I feel so bad now.

I've been trying to get my post count to go down lately.

Ah, then you need to start another Starcat thread. My post count dropped like a rock after a few of these epic-length threads were deleted. Some of my finest work...poof!

 

[jpmcwjr]

Congrats! I can not believe members reach 5, 10 or 15K. These individuals definitely have the gift to gab (or type).

Diligence, Sir, diligence!! Now, if only I could apply some of that, I'd have my taxes done, trips booked and other business taken care of.....

 

[woodsroad]

Paying your taxes when you should be buying soon-to-be extinct pipe tobacco blends? Have you no sense of decency, sir? At long last, have you left no sense of decency?