Microplastic.

[Sigmund]

There are just too many of us.

Just ask this guy:

 

[woodsroad]

I have a very limited quotient of things I can’t control that I worry about.

I worry that, in my senility, I’ll speak lovingly to my wife about past (and not so past) romantic entanglements.

I worry that my hoard of McClellands will go flat and tasteless.

I worry that York Peppermint Patties will turn into crap like all the other American candy have.

I worry that I won’t be able to buy my next car with a manual transmission.

I worry that my beloved Pennsyltucky will turn blue.

I worry that my 50-year roof won’t outlast my life.

I worry that they’ll stop making the shoes I’ve been wearing for the past 30 years.

I worry that Disco will become fashionable again.

I don’t worry about much else, except maybe whether or not I’m getting enough cheese in my diet.

 

[Peter Turbo]

 

[smudgersmissingleg]

"Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming 'Wow! What a Ride!'".
- Hunter S. Thompson

 

[RPK]

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What happens to the other 2% ? Asking for a friend.

 

[Brad H]

What happens to the other 2% ? Asking for a friend.

You have to watch Talladega nights and find out from Ricky Bobby. I don’t want to give any spoilers.