Mawnansmiff, PM sent

[mayfair70]

 

[jvnshr]

 

[cranseiron]

Ha! jvn, I contacted him using my secondary email account. Thanks for monitoring the situation, though. :D

 

[toobfreak]

Ha. 23 posts about Mawnansmiff and not one post here yet actually from Mawnansmiff!
I suspect a plot.
I suggest we go find him, tar and feather him, then drag him on here and make him talk!

 

[jvnshr]

:D

 

[deathmetal]

If we do a group meditation, we can summon him through the astral plane. Always my favorite method.

 

[jvnshr]

DM, should we all smoke Royal Yacht at the same time for group meditation?

 

[toobfreak]

I've got my Ouija Board right here all tuned to the spirits beyond . . .
Let me call forth his presence with an English pipe filled with some London Mixture!
The planchette begins to quiver!

 

[deathmetal]

DM, should we all smoke Royal Yacht at the same time for group meditation?

Best idea ever. It will help the Ouija board feel at home too as a bonus!

 

[mayfair70]

 

[jpmcwjr]

Jay is in da house! Just saw him in another thread.

 

[sablebrush52]

This is the genius of mawnansmiff, as secret organization made up of rejects from the Knights Templar, the Illuminati, and a last ancient organization so secret that its existence is better guarded than the formula for Coca-Cola. mawnansmiff exists to overthrow the United Federation Of Planets and restore pastrami as the basic currency of the galaxy.
Now you know.
Hey, can I have another hit off of that?

 

[jefff]

We are watching though your microwave.

 

[mayfair70]

^^^ :rofl:

 

[toobfreak]

Jay is in da house! Just saw him in another thread.

Nah, he just wants you to THINK that! Damn clever guy. That is just his doppelganger posting in the other thread to throw us off the diabolical trail again! Errrr. He is avoiding me now because he will soon owe me $20.00 if he ever admits to liking Latakia. Dear, dear Latakia.
Hack! Ptooey! The evil smoky weed tugs again at my tortured mind like worms on a fisherman's hook. Must get Syria out of my thoughts. Quick! Time to put my tinfoil cap back on before he eats my brain completely away with the absorbitron! No! Too late! I discover finally that Latakia does go well with cold Pastrami as my leathery, quivering hand fumbles in the dark to grasp the last of my medication to be greedily downed with a few lingering sips of a flat ale in the pale blue light of the late-Winter's stormy Lenten Moon . . . .
Now to light my pipe that a few desperate puffs of the blessed weed may soon bring peace again to this wretched body as I wait for the medication to take effect . . . . I'll be sleeping lightly in the pentagram tonight.

 

[jpmcwjr]

Holy Cow!! This thread has really evolved! Or devolved, or unvolved; something.....

 

[toobfreak]

 

[mayfair70]

 

[mawnansmiff]

Ha. 23 posts about Mawnansmiff and not one post here yet actually from Mawnansmiff!
Sorry folks but for some reason my wibble-stick antenna was somewhat out of synch with my Orgone Accumulator. Thankfully after contacting Technician Gloom and Doctor Technical (great fellows BTW) my Quark, Strangeness and Charm are all now fully functional.
Regards,
Jay.

 

[cranseiron]

Holy Mary Mother of J..... THANK you, Jay. This was WAY outta control. :rofl: