Massage vs. Pipe

[brudnod]

I had my first massage about a month ago and it was very pleasant. But, as you point out, it was $60 and when you finish you don't get to take the woman home, as you can with a pipe...

Spencer

 

[foggymountain]

If you don't really need a massage don't get one. I get one every 2-4 weeks because of muscular pain. Without it I am in constant pain. It has nothing to do with sex. My masseuse is a nice enough woman but the massage is about massage. You are allowed to get massages and smoke a pipe.

 

[voorhees]

How did I miss this? Any how, I used to get massages when I got a catch in the back when I was younger with more disposable income. I should probably do it more so now that I'm older. I have had ephemeral moments with the pipe that were quite nice, just not quite massage level bliss.

 

[anglesey]

Ahh they're two different pleasures. I can pay £4 for a Big Mac and large fries which is one of my favorite foods ever, or I can pay £100 for a steak and a bottle of champagne and enjoy that just as much, but it's just not the same pleasure. It's all rather profligate for me anyway.

 

[instymp]

Had neck pain for being an idiot all my life, for the last 27 years, Chiropractor every month at least & still hurt at times it would damn near (did) bring tears to your eyes, not crying but tears. Went to a lady masseuse about a year ago that did that deep whatever for about 5 visits & cured! Still have a bit of a problem but nothing like I had. They really work.

But I couldn't go to her for a "Feel good" massage, I would have the "Al Gore" syndrome.