Ok sir. I am throughly enjoying your ....jar of pipes..all of which Id probably smoke happily. But how do you get them out from the bottom???
Rummaging.
I have just over seventy Lees displayed in my office, with a bucket more in the kitchen.
I might smoke four or five different Lees up there every day.
At home in my garage I have four buckets of pipes.
Three vehicles have pipes stuffed in door pockets and consoles and glove compartments.
There are two campers and my Yamaha Rhino near Bug Tussle with a big bucket of pipes.
As the little boy said I might have a coupla three hunnert.
But the average price I’ve paid is about $25.
Weber Deep Grain Prince in the mail at $27
Three pipes, a Royal, a Three Star Lee, and a Harry Hosterman special for $26.
If I spend over $30 on a pipe it’s a beauty.
Weber Golden Walnut in the mail at $42.
Marxman Straight Grain Bent Chubby Rhodesian in the mail at $82.
As they used to say, those are company pipes, the kind you offer to company to smoke.
When my trophies at last, I lay down my family says they’ll keep ‘em and I hope they double or triple my money back.
Seriously, I baby and love every one of my pipes, every one is clean, and I smoke them all, but it takes a while to rotate my stash.
I buy Everclear by the fifth.