Man Cements Head In Microwave Oven!

[mawnansmiff]

How hot headed can one get?.......
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-birmingham-42271150
Regards,
Jay.

 

[saltedplug]

If turned on how long before his head exploded?

 

[condorlover1]

Its that time of year when we start competing for the 2018 Darwin Awards!!

 

[woodsroad]

Was this a forum member?

 

[saltedplug]

Let me see if I have this right:
For the good of the race and by your own admission you deem yourself better off dead, and you think of an especially entertaining way of blowing out your own candle? Ah, for the brave this could be choice!

 

[mcitinner1]

You can't fix stupid.

 

[huntertrw]

Perchance was his name Tim Taylor?

 

[huntertrw]

"If turned on how long before his head exploded?"
I don't know about a human head, but once I did try to heat a cold hard-boiled egg (in shell) in the microwave. It did indeed explode (very loudly, too) after approximately 45 seconds. I spent the next 30 minutes cleaning up the mess - thankfully my wife was not at home at the time!

 

[jpmcwjr]

We Yanks don't have an exclusive on stupid! But the guy was at least trying to make something- a mold of his head!

 

[saltedplug]

One of the best applications for the result of a microwaved head might be "head cheese". . .now that would be some fine eating!

 

[jpmcwjr]

The boys were "bright" enough to have the thing unplugged. So, quite brilliant.

 

[mso489]

Don't sell this man life insurance.

 

[jaytex1969]

" Is my Gawith Flake dried enough yet? Let me just look...." :rofl:

 

[balkisobrains]

"Aww, Safety-Torx?!? We need to call the Technical Rescue Team!"

 

[badger]

Infinite Jest reference anyone? :crazy:

 

[huntertrw]

I believe that he was the Midvale student shown below:

 

[brian64]

What a blockhead.

 

[danielplainview]

What ever happened to survival of the fittest?

 

[jpmcwjr]

The unfittest get instructions, such as, for a windshield sun blocker, "Remove before driving". Or "Do not operate hair dryer while in bathtub".