Lighting my couch on fire

[igloo]

You call for a one legged midget striper and fire extinguisher . :nana:

 

[ontariopipeguy]

nah, im not gonna touch that one lol...... could get nasty in here

 

[chero]

pants on the ground pants on the ground

 

[pdmus]

Keep a small fire extinguisher near your couch. I have one at the end of my couch. I am not going to ad to the crotch image, but I do hope you have someone to help you with this...

 

[unclearthur]

If you have ever seen a mattress or couch take off burning you will be VERY careful of fire around any stuffed furniture. From the time that it finally bursts into flame until it is a roaring inferno is seconds.

 

[ace57]

You bet, Tommy said it all it's no joke My sister lost Her house over smoking, after She was in bed it lit up in flames no joke.

 

[jcsoldit]

"I read the title as crotch instead of couch. ಠ_ಠ "
Okay that's just one more reason why I think bootleg is a very lucky guy... :worship:

 

[marmal4de]

This is my favourite thread ever.

:rofl:

 

[matchstickman]

Damn, you guys really ran with that one, didnt you? In all seriousness, thanks for the responses. I might have to figure out somewhere else to smoke or find a way to not get ashes and embers all over the place. Any ideas?

 

[unclearthur]

Don't fill the pipe quite so full and exercise care when tamping. Smoking with no shirt will quickly train you to be careful! LOL!

 

[ohin3]

Of couse it is a fire hazard. Shoving any stick in your mouth that contains a slow burning ember is a fire hazard. Be mindful of what you are doing and the hazard will not demonstrate it's potential to cause harm. A sharp knife is a hazard but if you are mindful of how sharp it is while using it you will never get cut.

 

[collin]

Oh....my mind's eye! A one-legged midget stripper and a fire-extinguisher?!!
Plucking it out now!!

 

[ace57]

When it comes to any fire We all should take note on what Tommy has to say. :worship:

 

[pdmus]

In the 50s they said "Smoke in bed, wake up dead."

 

[unclearthur]

Be careful outside too!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3hzYRVAkUs

 

[matchstickman]

Update: Thanks to the information presented in this thread, I no longer smoke on my couch. I still smoke in the living room, but I have wheeled my office chair in there, and my lighter, matches, pipe tool, and ashtray all sit on a glass table.

 

[unclearthur]

Good thinking!

 

[collin]

Well guys,....the truth be known...I've had to smash out a few embers on my shirt on more than one occasion!!
(Never cough with a lit pipe in your mouth. :rofl: )