Life lessons

[warren]

It takes two to tango. Three can make for more fun however in the correct circumstances.

 

[hakchuma]

Don't stand behind a horse. That's how kids get freckles.
My neighbor told me that when I was a kid. He also said his father told him only stupid people don't work hard. Then as he got older he told him only stupid people work hard.
Lol he is a great man, and more of a father to me than my step-father was while growing up. He even taught me how to drive a column shifter truck when I was in 5th grade. He was slow on telling me to look out for that tree though.

 

[johnnyreb]

"When you have to shoot, shoot. Don't talk." -- Tuco, The Good, the Bad and the Ugly

 

[Sjmiller CPG]

Sometimes having a majority only means there are to many stupid people in the world.

 

[johnnyreb]

Sometimes having a majority only means there are to many stupid people in the world.

And we all know:
"You can't fix stupid!" -- Ron White

 

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[philobeddoe]

"A man without a watch is a fool, because if you do not master time, then time is your master"- Malcolm X. One would assume this now applies to cell phones, as they keep time as well.

 

[seadogontheland]

"Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut after"
Benjamin Franklin

 

[atskywalker]

Ignorance & Confidence usually grow together.

 

[johnnyreb]

Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut after"

And:
"Never mix marriage with gambling. The odds are all against it.”

Don't aske me how I know!

 

[bonehed]

"When you have to shoot, shoot. Don't talk."

This was said ad lib I've heard...
I'll add ''Know thyself''

 

[johnnyreb]

"Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut after"

And offer your new bride some sound advise:
"Talk low, talk slow, and don’t say too much.” -- John Wayne

 

[warren]

I always told my male friends: "Marry up. Most of us still use our knuckles for walking. So, marry up, it isn't hard."

 

[sablebrush52]

The source of all Wisdom is found in fortune cookies.

 

[johnnyreb]

"Open your eyes, look within. Are you satisfied with the life you're living?" -- Bob Marley

 

[brian64]

Question everything

+1
"If you don't read the papers, you're not informed. If you do read the papers, you're misinformed." -- Mark Twain

 

[johnnyreb]

"I would rather wake up in the middle of nowhere than any city on earth." -- Steve McQueen

And how!

 

[elbert]

The source of all Wisdom is found in fortune cookies.

...(cough) in bed.

 

[johnnyreb]

"Nobody ever saw a cowboy on the psychiatrist’s couch.” -- John Wayne

 

[okiescout]

Looking back, the most expensive seat in the house was the one on the fence!