Liam Payne Dead At 31

[The Libertine]

So many jokes come to mind, but probably from my misunderstanding what you are saying here. But, since this is a post about someone who has died... I will just tip my hat. It's not a joking matter when someone dies.

Oh I work as a psychologist at a modeling agency. Most of the models here are gay. They listen to modern pop and I, as a gay man, listen to older pop.

 

[The Libertine]

Wait, it looks like their albums were only released a little more than a decade ago. How old are you?!

I meant after. I'm 34. A decade is a century in the gay world lmao.

 

[woodsroad]

Oh I work as a psychologist at a modeling agency. Most of the models here are gay. They listen to modern pop and I, as a gay man, listen to older pop.

This begs further discussion. A psychologist at a modeling agency. That like a proctologist at a salad factory, right?

 

[cosmicfolklore]

This begs further discussion. A psychologist at a modeling agency. That like a proctologist at a salad factory, right?

Makes sense to me. I bet eating disorders and stress of being so sexy just saturates the industry. I know I have a hard time being this good looking all the time.

 

[The Libertine]

This begs further discussion. A psychologist at a modeling agency. That like a proctologist at a salad factory, right?

Ha! Most modeling agencies have a psychologist on staff. You wouldn't believe the issues I deal with. I do drug counseling as apart of my job as well.

 

[The Libertine]

Makes sense to me. I bet eating disorders and stress of being so sexy just saturates the industry. I know I have a hard time being this good looking all the time.

Yeah eating disorders are a major issue. Also the stress of fighting for jobs. It's all a circus.

 

[Sigmund]

And here I thought being a prison therapist was bad.....

 

[cosmicfolklore]

I do drug counseling as apart of my job as well.

I'm curious, what sorts of drugs would you suggest that i use?

 

[Chasing Embers]

It's all a circus.

It's 2024, the entirety of the world has become one big circus.

 

[The Libertine]

I'm curious, what sorts of drugs would you suggest that i use?

Anything with nicotine.

 

[jguss]

A decade is a century in the gay world lmao.

That must make Ian McKellan like a billion years old.

 

[anotherbob]

This begs further discussion. A psychologist at a modeling agency. That like a proctologist at a salad factory, right?

makes sense. You want to protect your investments.

 

[woodsroad]

My uncle was a Phrenologist at a used toupee outlet.

 

[The Libertine]

More information:
Payne had passed out in the lobby and workers carried him up to his room where he woke up and started getting hostile. They left him alone and he soon fell off the balcony. Police found drugs and alcohol in the room.

 

[woodsroad]

We're all a little hostile some times. Some of us are able to sublimate, others can't adjust....you know how it is.
-Stan Freberg