The smartest man I ever knew, a machinist, pilot, raconteur, inventor, manufacturer, expert witness, alcoholic philosopher who chomped a Dutch Master President until he died one night in his sleep almost 90 years old, used to say the only thing men wanted was to live longer and have sex.
I’d argue Jack, what about the pursuit of money, and power, and pleasure?
He’d say those are all just ways to live longer and attract younger and prettier girls.
The first man I ever saw smoke a hundred dollar pipe, was K B Youngblood who built an A Frame cafe in Humansville in 1975 and made so much money he bought a Dairy Queen in Kansas City, Missouri on the JC Nichols Plaza.
I found out he owned the Dairy Queen when I took my new girlfriend, who was a part time model and daughter of the wealthiest banker in Southwest Missouri down to the Plaza and we ate at Dairy Queen.
K B Youngblood came over with his hundred dollar Nording and sat down and started talking to me and my girl and it turned out he knew her father, who’d made him the loan on his cafe in Humansville and he kept smoking that hundred dollar pipe.
Libby looked at him, and said where did you buy that pipe, and he said there’s a tobacco shop on the Plaza, and directed us to it.
On the way out there was a photo of the ribbon cutting for the Dairy Queen he showed us, and my girl said oh your wife is so pretty, and your children are just little darlings.
We walked to the tobacco shop, and I’d started with sixty dollars and only had a little more than fifty left.
My $100 size Nording only cost $35, because there’s a tiny dimple, only I can see, when I hold it up to a light.
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Libby picked out some tobacco she liked the smell of, and I was cutting it really close to broke, after I bought us ice cream at the Dairy Queen and we strolled by the fountains.
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I learned a lot that day, I soon forgot.
One thing is a Danish pipe is a booger to break in, they don’t age their briar.
Time for a song.
14 Carat Mind
A lot of pipes were sold to impress a girl, you know?