Language It Is A Funny Thing

[anotherbob]

An antacid is very different then an ant acid, yet grammatically the only difference is a single space.

 

[cosmicfolklore]

 

[anotherbob]

what a great freaking show!!!

 

[SBC]

A profound insight.

 

[warren]

In sight v. insight.

This thread will be a waste of time. Time well wasted? Perhaps. Probably not/knot.

 

[bassbug]

Let's eat grandma
Let's eat, grandma

 

[shanez]

Reminds of a guy who helped his uncle, Jack, off a horse.

 

[lraisch]

Please try to pronounce GHOSTI.

The word is "fish".

GH as in "laugh"
O as in "women"
S
TI as in "nation"

Try saying those sounds aloud and you'll understand how English can be a strange language.

 

[Markem]

A variation of LSD that makes you see female relatives: aunt acid.

 

[Servant King]

This sounds like a George Carlin bit.

 

[anotherbob]

a good one is:
Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo!
Buffalo is an animal, a place, and an old term for bothering someone.

 

[AcesAndEights]

Letters make words
Words make sentences
Sentences make paragraphs
Paragraphs make letters.

 

[bullet08]

You should watch SNL "Jeopardy". Specially when "Sean Connery" is the guest.

 

[puff_not_snuff]

 

[n_irwin]

You should watch SNL "Jeopardy". Specially when "Sean Connery" is the guest.

I remember the old ‘pen is mightier’ bit

 

[canucklehead]

 

[didimauw]

Queue.... Really just a Q followed by 4 silent letters

 

[mawnansmiff]

In sight v. insight.

This thread will be a waste of time. Time well wasted? Perhaps. Probably not/knot.

Time or thyme well waisted even

Regards,

Jay.

 

[cosmicfolklore]

We have noses that run and feet that smell, and if you jumped off a bridge in Paris, you’d be in Seine.

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

 

[anotherbob]

We have noses that run and feet that smell, and if you jumped off a bridge in Paris, you’d be in Seine.

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

fruit flies prefer booze.