Kurt Russell is Dead

[ahouston]

I can't believe people spread these sorts of lies. What do they get out of doing it?

 

[Hillcrest]

I still refuse to believe Elvis is dead

Some say (pizza delivery guy) he's living in Michigan under the name Jon Burrows.... also there is a photo of him having lunch in a diner with Michael Jackson but I never believed that one ...

Elvis ain't dead – the weirdest Elvis Presley sightings and conspiracy theories

40 years ago today Elvis Presley passed away, or did he? Here are some of the weirdest sightings of the legend and conspiracy theories.

www.nme.com

 

[mso489]

Someone has to quote Samuel Clemens on this one: "The report of my death has been highly exaggerated."

Some of the late night hosts did an impromptu show, with no written scripts because of the strike, and one of them said he liked funerals better than weddings because they are more certain. No one says, yeah, dead now, but how about in six months? The audience moaned.

 

[mikethompson]

I've maintained privately that @scloyd is dead, and has been for some time. I think some AI bot handles his posts now.

 

[mortonbriar]

I've maintained privately that @scloyd is dead, and has been for some time. I think some AI bot handles his posts now.

Well after I read on the internet that tobacco users don't live past 12 years of age, I just assumed this whole forum was happening in the afterlife.

 

[ThermionicScott]

Well after I read on the internet that tobacco users don't live past 12 years of age, I just assumed this whole forum was happening in the afterlife.

@admin needs to change our titles to "Afterlifer" in that case!

 

[HawkeyeLinus]

@admin needs to change our titles to "Afterlifer" in that case!

They can change mine to “Dead” just so I can fit in!

 

[woodsroad]

 

[ssjones]

@kcghost , I fell prey to "Dwight Yoakam is dead" last week......

 

[Servant King]

George Carlin once said, "Everyone is dead. It's all a matter of degree."

 

[Hillcrest]

They can change mine to “Dead” just so I can fit in!

I'd prefer 'Heavenly' !

 

[canucklehead]

The Escape from NY theme song was in my wedding ceremony.

This was also in it, no one noticed apparently, everyone was surprised when I told them afterward and showed them in the video.

 

[pappymac]

Kurt Russell is Santa Claus. He can't die.

 

[obc83]

Generalissimo Franco, The Walrus, The Theater.

and punk.

 

[obc83]

w

The Escape from NY theme song was in my wedding ceremony.

This was also in it, no one noticed apparently, everyone was surprised when I told them afterward and showed them in the video.

Wow...I think we should be friends.

 

[Egg Shen]

I knew this couldn’t be true Jack Burton is invincible.