Keeping It Real

[Chasing Embers]

Even a drink outta my quart jar would'nt make that desirable, and I'm about as mountain folk as they get!

 

[bulldogbriar89]

ranger if you want to dress in drag tats your choice but we don't wanna see it here.....lol

 

[fnord]

From "The Silence of the Lambs"
Lecter: So tell me about Miss West Virginia. Was she a large girl?

Clarice: Yes.

Lecter: Big through the hips? Roomy?
Nice, Ranger. Real nice.
Fnord

 

[hambone]

I shrieked... out loud... at work....

 

[darthcider]

Its still there, every time I close my eyes...

But then I have another look.

 

[frank13]

That girl so big, if you break her leg off, GRAVY will come out!

That girl so big, she has her own zip code!

That girl so big, she generates her own weather!!
We had a scrawny little guy in my unit who always went out lookin' for the biggest, fattest Samoan gals he could find. He just really had a "thing" for them, I guess. We'd tease him about being a chubby chaser, and he'd whine, "She's not fat! She's Polyneeeesian!"
Dude was a LEGEND around the unit.
One afternoon, we were flying along in a stripped Huey. I was the gunner on the right side, and the crew chief was the gunner on the left. I yelled over at him, "She's not FAT! She's POLYNESIAN!!!" And then fired off a long volley. The crew chief about laughed himself outta' the chopper! :lol:

 

[ravkesef]

At first I thought it might be my sister, but then I realized that she's too skinny.

 

[mustanggt]

What has been seen can not be unseen.

 

[mephistopheles]

I clicked this thread again?! What the hell!
Darn it, Mustanggt. You just had to revive it! :crying:

 

[huntertrw]

I believe that the fellow pictured below is Miss January's "significant other":

 

[frank13]

That dude IS Miss January, after the misfire accident. *cough*

 

[mrenglish]

I think I just lost my appetite.

 

[frank13]

B-but but he's a MUSICIAN!! Look at his guitars! Just look at them! :lol:

 

[shortyeastcoast]

This thread.
This thread right here is the best thread.
:clap:

 

[cacooper]

That was Mind Scarring. Ouch. I wish you would've warned me.

 

[huntertrw]

Then Miss January's sister (the first of the frightening images above) got married. Here's a picture from the wedding:

 

[okiescout]

corpsman up!

 

[frank13]

Yeah... Head on, corpmen. This Army medic is going to hang back, on this one. *cough*

 

[toby67]

LMFAO you guys are crack ups, I had to look 3-4 times to make sure that first pic wasn't a guy :rofl:

 

[huntertrw]

Concerning Miss January's sister:
First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes...(well, not necessarily in that order). Resembles his Mother doesn't he?