One ideal churchwarden smoke is in an armchair with your elbow on the arm rest so you need to only lift the bit to your mouth. You don't even have to lift your arm. Now you are ready to listen to music, read, or think deep thoughts.
The churchwarden would be perfect for you then sir. Sit next to an open window in your apartment with the chamber outside. Put on your Sunday best and enjoy and indoor smoke like the deacons of oldIt's so enviable to see you guys smoking pipes at your leisure. Living in a smoke-free apartment, I always sit in that little Corolla and have a pipe, the only good thing is that I get to choose the view while smoking the pipe.