Good luck, NaNo-ers! Now get off the effing internet!
But yeah, overnight at Wal-Mart is crazy. I worked there for 8 months and my Mom is going on 15 years in overnight stock. I, too, got a guy fired by physically assaulting him (he snuck up behind me and grabbed me. I laid him out under a security camera and the tape went missing.) One drunk customer came in and bought beer, a funnel, and some goldfish. The real alive fish, not the crackers. It was constantly weird.