It'd be easier to make suggestions - which I prefer over listing my favorites - if I knew what you like.
JimInks Crashed My Phone
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While we're doing this, I want to ask, hypothetically-- suppose pipe smoking aliens from another galaxy landed on Earth and said they weren't impressed with what they saw, and were probably going to destroy the planet. JimInks, Earth's last hope, has three chances to suggest to these pipe smoking aliens the creme-de-la-creme of VaPer's, which they love as a tobacco category more than anything. Oh, and they said unobtainium like McC's or anything aged more than 1 year is cheating, which is strange to me personally since they're way more technologically advanced and can have anything they want.
Which 3 VaPer's do you propose they try to save our planet?
Well, there's Holly's Non Plus Ultra. Let's definitely not forget that unforgettable blend.
Pipe stud has one in stock, I see.
Pipe stud has one in stock, I see.
And he sells it with yellow crime tape around the tin.
Solani Aged Burley Flake, Match Edgeworth Ready Rubbed, Amphora Burley, Watch City Deluxe Crumb Cut, Ken Byron Ventures Burley Morning Pipe and Burlier Morning Pipe, Watch City Slices, Mac Baren Burley Flake, and H&H Classic Burley Kake come to mind as things you may want to try.
While we're doing this, I want to ask, hypothetically-- suppose pipe smoking aliens from another galaxy landed on Earth and said they weren't impressed with what they saw, and were probably going to destroy the planet. JimInks, Earth's last hope, has three chances to suggest to these pipe smoking aliens the creme-de-la-creme of VaPer's, which they love as a tobacco category more than anything. Oh, and they said unobtainium like McC's or anything aged more than 1 year is cheating, which is strange to me personally since they're way more technologically advanced and can have anything they want.
Which 3 VaPer's do you propose they try to save our planet?
The ones in your cellar!!!! nana
The police better check the DNA on it
Jimmy Hoffa does have living relatives, so they could make a DNA match right there.The police better check the DNA on it
Joke's on all of us then, here's my majestic cellar:
2 new C&D tins which I regret purchasing which will be traded for VaPer
1 new GLP tin(as above)
1 tin of F&T Cut VA Plug(Will be opened soon, and won't please the aliens)
1 tin of Wessex Brown VA(as above)
2 10+ year old tin of SG Chocolate flake, 1 sealed, 1 popped(Plan to trade/sell to get more VaPer for immediate smoking)
2 old Syrian Pease tins I picked up as a newbie which will be sold/traded, as above, for more VaPer(This will fund my daily tobacco for most of this year and some of next).
Earth is utterly doomed, and the blood is on our hands... ?
Well, it was fun while it lasted. Hope you enjoy your new life as a lab rat!
What if... we're already lab rats?
*cue X-files theme*
Then we aren't getting enough cheese to eat.
I'll definitely grab some of those on my next order, thanks Jim
I remember the day when suddenly I understood every word Boomhauer said.
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