January 13, 2016 - Smoke a Pipe With Nate

[iamn8]

I tried to find good representation, someone to handle my PR, appearances, and scheduling. Apparently to have an agent you must have a talent and/or fame. Even a job helps. Since I have none of these things I can't provide a "revenue stream" that would provide income of any kind. Isn't that discrimination?! Just because I'm broke and unemployed shouldn't mean that I can't have an agent.
Druid, you guys got helmets?!?!

 

[prairiedruid]

Yes we got helmets and the bus driver let us pet his seeing eye dog.

 

[iamn8]

Is "seeing eye dog" a colloquialism for penis that I wasn't aware of?

 

[cosmicfolklore]

Bah ha ha!

I love this forum!

 

[jmill208]

:rofl:

 

[deathmetal]

Just because I'm broke and unemployed shouldn't mean that I can't have an agent.

I agree, because you should have one! And glamour shots, maybe at least one scandal.

 

[weezell]

I still have my short bus helmet....

Oh,you have that soft spot in your skull to...

 

[okiescout]

"Oh, Nate, I'm so sorry. Here, have a balloon..."
+1, Michael :lol:
Nate, remind me to tell you about the Christmas I got coal in my stocking, sometime. The short buss did not run for us. We were too far out and across the river. My brother and I each got a snow shoe and had to run for it to school in all that snow. Two boys with OCPD fighting over a snow shoe......that is what originated my anger issues.

 

[disinformatique]

I'll smoke a pipe from India for you all

 

[cosmicfolklore]

Pipe Monk, I really wish we could see pictures of you smoking your pipe in India, or heck, just pictures of India and Indian life. I am a huge Indiaphile, and I love everything India. Just put set you pipe up on the street and take a picture. ::

 

[deathmetal]

I smoked a pipe with Nate in spirit, even if he was not here at the time.

 

[iamn8]

awww grâce death metal ! des thats tellement agréable de vous!

 

[lifesizehobbit]

Nate, I offer my deepest apologies as I missed the appointment desipite remembering at the correct time - 22* is not Pipe Weather on my back porch (unless I'm in Canada which I am not). Please do not have the powers that be reset my post count to zero just before the Christmas Exchange; I've worked so hard to be eligible.

 

[iamn8]

Hobbit, of course you're forgiven! You should probably feel happy because it was mostly me wearing nothing but a red velvet smoking jacket trying to blow smoke up my own ass. It did not go well.

 

[deathmetal]

I think we should do "smoke a pipe with Nate" every Wednesday. $0.02

 

[iamn8]

That's two cents well spent DM... Smoke A Pipe With Nate, this Wed joins us as Nate whines and complains, all the while picking parasites from his beard.

 

[prairiedruid]

Parasites in my beard are part of my winter emergency survival gear.

 

[iamn8]

LOL you're a wise man Druid!! I somehow have overlooked their nutritional value. Although I've maintained my "winter weight" through at least 6 summers and suspect I could survive a season on my fat stores, it would be nice to have a meat supplement.
Okay, I've decided to stop picking parasites from my beard and instead will foster a symbiotic relationship with the colony. With wisdom like this, it boggles my mind as to why I'm single. Enough fat for the winter and a parasite colony all my own, you'd think I'd be a prize for some woman

 

[lifesizehobbit]

Nate - you are truly amazing. Kind to Hobbits and Parasites alike. Is it possible that we have located the alpha-male of the species?

 

[deathmetal]

Nate: home to thousands of small woodland creatures.