I've Lurked a While!

[AcesAndEights]

Welcome from your sister state of Tennessee, Grimlineman.

@AcesAndEights, are y'all still using the castration with a rusty knife as the initiation into the "Lifer" status?? I know you departed from it for a while, but heard you drifted back....

They’ve moved on from bodily “initiation”. More mental abuse than anything these days.

 

[Grangerous]

Welcome from the New Jersey Shore

 

[Michigan_Bill]

Don’t worry, most people will never notice the scars from the surgery…..

 

[Richmond B. Funkenhouser]

Every time you smoke a bowl and tell Jiminks about it that adds a post to your count!

 

[abecox]

I'm told that it's best to keep ones mouth closed and be thought of as a fool rather than open it and remove all doubt. To be fair I've never taken my own advice but that's something I've heard.

 

[JOHN72]

I was about to quit smoking, until I stumbled upon this diabolical forum, and discovered Bourbon, and hot dogs.

 

[JOHN72]

Greetings from Spain. Welcome to the forum.

 

[bpinkstaff]

Somebody explain the spatula angamima treatment to him please! Stay a lurker lol!

 

[anotherbob]

The only reason most of us are even here is to find out the answer to this question. As you can see, we can barely tolerate each other in spite of the need to satiate our curiosity.

And of course you've ruined everything with that by turning out to be oddly charming. But you do kind of look like my favorite "fictional" cult leader.

But nobody truly knows yet. And the worst part is knowing what other things might enter the picture once you get to that point. Scuttlebutt says there's a great big hazing ritual involving a gigantic bucket of mayonnaise, a pornographic film starring Ethel Merman, and a pair of tweezers.

Wait I thought that was just him being nice.

Welcome to the forum, from Southern California.

As if anyone would believe such a place existed. Narnia would have been more believable yo the people here.

 

[Grimlineman]

Hahaha look at me now suckers!!!

If y’all lucky I might stick around!

 

[dottlejockey]

Well, now that you've passed the first test, let's see what you're smokin while doing all this sticking around. Oh, and welcome from the Pacific NW.

 

[KruegerFlap]

Welcome from Ohio!