It's almost impossible to smoke a pipe and...

[maineyachtie]

It's almost impossible to smoke a pipe and... watch Fawlty Towers. Clenching my pipe just now doing some breathe smoking and trying to watch this hilarious old show. Hot embers and tobacco spilling out all over the place as I guffaw.
What do you guys find almost impossible to do with a pipe?

 

[romanza10]

Smoke and drive. Won't do it, I don't even consider it an option. The only thing I may do is puff on my pipe when I leave the house, and then relight it and puff on it when I get to my destination.

 

[monstermash51]

Impress girls these days. Sure I pique their curiosity but nope. Not Impressive because they think money comes with pipe smoking and Lord they are wrong.

 

[jchaplick]

I can never BBQ and smoke for some reason, always drop my pipe

 

[uberam3rica]

I don't know. I can drive while smoking. I don't usually do anything while smoking, so I don't know what I can't do

 

[pipetrucker]

Shower

 

[nsfisher]

Sex, only time the wife minds if I am puffing, she prefers huffin.

 

[hobie1dog]

Give speeches

 

[hobie1dog]

Race motorcycles

 

[zanthal]

Putting on or taking off a seat belt can be annoying while clenching.

 

[juni]

..drink coffee and read news on the iPad unless you are a clencher.

 

[brian64]

Fawlty Towers is probably the funniest thing that was ever on the God-forsaken contraption we call TV. I can see where it would be difficult to smoke a pipe and watch Basil Fawlty flail his way through the various traps he sets for himself.

 

[hanymamdouh]

Smoke and drive

I totally enjoy smoking while driving, it is my bset way to be relxed while suffering in the traffic. I drive 45 minutes daily to work, i clench my favourite Peterson's 69 and drive and get calm, without the pipe I would get crazy.

 

[tobakenist]

Faulty Towers is certainly not a relaxing thing to watch while puffing away on a pipe, I'm not sure how well known Basil Faulty is in the USA, certainly a favorite classic here in the UK.

 

[zanthal]

You should see John Cleese's "Alimony Tour" stand-up
If you don't know much about the history behind the Monty Python troop, it's really interesting and funny.
Should probably add ... it's almost impossible to smoke a pipe and ... have a head cold.

 

[winton]

Woodworking and smoking is impossible. I wear a dust mask and a face shield when the tools are running.
Winton

 

[tokerpipes]

Diving. Driving is easy even with a 5 speed. Since I can't smoke inside I can't coment on watching tv. Barbq is no issue either, I have an old brass navy ash tray on the grill table as a rest.

 

[morlader]

Swimming

 

[pstlpkr]

Impress girls these days

monstermash51

You need to grow a handlebar mustache... The ladies love 'em.

When you throw a full bent with 1Q into the mix.... You'll need a stick for crowd control.

It's almost impossible to smoke a pipe and...

swim. :D

 

[bobby46]

Getting a colonoscopy.............(I imagine)