It's All How You Look At It

[tbradsim1]

Subject: Morning Laugh
The Black Bra
I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends.

One is engaged, and one is a mistress.

I have been married for 20+ years.
We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by greeting them at the door wearing a black bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes. We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes.
Here's how it all went.
My engaged friend:
The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams...I love you.' Then we made passionate love all night long.
The mistress:
Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing a raincoat, under it only the black bra, heels and mask over my eyes. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but he started to tremble and we had wild sex all night.
Then I had to share my story:
When my husband came home I was wearing the black bra, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. When he came in the door and saw me he said,
(you're going to love this..)

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" What's for dinner, Zorro?"

 

[frank13]

:lol:

 

[voorhees]

Ah the life of a married man.

 

[agnosticpipe]

Oh man, when I heard the response, "What's for dinner Zorro?", all I could think of was Catherine Zeta Jones in the movie of the same name! (in a black bra, stilettos, & stockings of course) :mrgreen:
Thanks for the laugh, and the fantasy Bradley...

 

[mephistopheles]

:rofl:

I legitimately teared up over that one, bravo!

 

[griffonwing]

At the beginning, I was unaware that this was a joke. I was under the impression that this was a personal account between tbradsim1, an engaged male friend, and a single female friend.
Then came the line about meeting their men in black bras and stilettos....and still I'm not so sure. :D

 

[mcitinner1]

Thanks Brad, you got a belly laugh out of me with that one.

 

[wyfbane]

Ah! That was a great one, Brad!
Ha ha!

 

[warren]

Not bad, not bad at all. :worship: