I don’t tell too many war stories, but this calls for one.
At age 52 my father died from infection from swallowing a chicken bone he didn’t know he’d swallowed in September 1971 when I was 13 and my mother was 45.
That ended the dairy operation right then and there. We had an auction, sold the herd and all the machinery and equipment and the neighbors harvested and sold his last, good crops.
We weren’t going to be poor, but the issue was in doubt in the fall of 1971.
And I walked out to the mailbox, in October and there was this Social Security Survivors check for $60 made out to my mother, for me.
I had pretty well spent the $60 by the time I reached the house, but my mother convinced me to save that sixty.
I never forgot. I never will forget.
If I can’t win you Social Security disability you’d best go get a job.
About 25 years ago I took a disability case in Kansas City Kansas.
The lady was 32 years old, had no medical records, at all, except one exam by Social Security doctor that read
Rule out Co Dependency Syndrome
Back then you saw the records thirty minutes before the hearing.
I was in the brand new Bob Dole Federal Courthouse, just opened. You could smoke in the halls and I sat outside wondering what in the world I could say to help this lady when a very well dressed , sharp as a tack, high heeled woman was clicking her heels up and down the hall and chewing some kid’s ass out on her cell phone.
And then I heard her say
I have to go to a hearing now, one of us has to work to pay the rent
She was a vocational expert for Social Security, with a slug of a boyfriend or husband. They still have those.
So I went back inside and my client’s husband was there, who literally was a wino she met and married.
Her mother was there, who was still a barmaid at a tavern in the stockyard bottoms, and the three of them lived on her tips and wages in an apartment over the bar. My client grew up over the bar, and her father was long, long gone.
At age 32, my client had worked for two weeks as a library assistant at a library and was fired, for incompetence.
I’d say, she was the walking definition of co dependency syndrome.
So for the only time in my career, I asked the judge to hear from my client’s husband, then her mother, and finally her.
I used her husband and mother as exhibits to establish co dependency syndrome.
The highlight of the hearing was when the judge asked my client’s mother if she’d played any sports in school.
She crossed her still sexy, varicose veined legs and said my daughter didn’t even make a good spectator.
The high heeled vocational expert in a wool suit was of the opinion the lady so suffered from co dependency syndrome she was precluded from any job in the national economy. She could never hold substantial, gainful employment due to her severe co dependency.
There was a medical expert who had a long neck, sort of like Ichabod Crane.
The Judge asked Ichabod his medical opinion and he said there is nothing in this file except one line that reads rule out co dependency syndrome.
He said without any doubt this has been the most riveting and I must say entertaining case I’ve ever seen presented. The lawyer has made his entire case directed at the vocational expert and it worked.
There is no medical evidence whatsoever of co dependency syndrome. None at all.
The judge asked him, if I choose to believe the testimony is that, medical evidence?
Ichabod said yes, if you choose to believe all that show.
The judge smiled, and in a few weeks he ruled in her favor, as I correctly predicted to my client that day.
I went over to visit my Uncle Jiggs and Aunt Bobbie in North Kansas City.
They always greeted me like I was royalty.
When the guitars came out, I led off with Barmaid in the Honky Tonk Downstairs.
I like telling stories about the wins, not so much the heart breakers, you know?
And if this nation can’t afford SSI for the pitiful children who grow up over bars in the stockyards of Kansas City Kansas, maybe we should shut down the beer joints, you know?